Sequence she/they Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) Spoiler 2 hours ago, Voidspawn said: ...what? The Nightwatcher stares at you in confusion, then gives you the power to turn into an insect so you can learn this technique yourself, and supplies you with a sword called 'Nichirin.' The Nightwatcher bestows upon you a bane--you cannot turn back into a human once you have turned into an insect. Granted. Moash kills somebody's pet axehound, that had been named after Kaladin Stormblessed. I wish for a pet potato bug named Doctor Phil. Edited January 12, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 Granted. He gives off a strong odor of rotting milk. I wish for Moash to die a painful death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 Granted, but not before he kills Kaladin I wish for all my favorite characters to finally be happy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) Granted. Your bane is that your new favorite characters are Dilaf, Amaram, Sadeas, Straff Venture, and Moash. I wish for A and F-copper. Edited January 12, 2022 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 Granted, you now are banned from the shard. I wish for Frustration to win a bet with Nameless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 ...impossible. Granted. You now live in an alternate timeline where Frustration irl is Nameless, and Nameless irl is Frustration. I wish for ULTIMATE POWER 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 Granted. That power is the power to shoot Jellybeans and Rootbeer out of your hands, Princess Bubblegum style. I wish for a rock. Just a rock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 granted, it is the same size as ur house and it is on your head I wish to not have sequence give me any bad banes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 Granted! The Nightwatcher gives you the bane of eternally greasy skin. I wish for no bane, and no boon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 Granted. The Nightwatcher doesn't hurt you with a bane, but she does punch you for wasting her time by visiting without asking for a boon. I wish for a piece of chewing gum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Granted, but it's really old, stale, and already chewed on I wish for a new book cuz I need more 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 granted it is the final book in the cosmere. your bane is that you can only read it backwards from end cover to front cover. I wish to read KoW aka stormlight five. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak he/him Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 granted, but you are cursed never to read book six i wish for unlimited breaths 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 Granted, the Investiture within you is so dense from all the Breaths that you collapse into a black hole. Since you're not alive anymore, the Nightwatcher can't actually give you a bane. I wish to become better at poker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 granted, but everyone thinks you are cheating and you never play again I wish for apple juice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Granted. About five ounces of apple juice are dropped on your head. I wish for a fifteen-ounce piece of pure gold to be in my possession, and nobody else's. Nothing should be wrong with this gold, and it should be perfect in every way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Granted. Your bane is that you emanate an antimemetic field around you which makes all merchants phobic about buying gold from you. I wish to become the Nightwatcher's Bondsmith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Granted. You become the Nightwatcher's bondsmith for the five seconds before Cultivation kills you. I wish to become very skilled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) Granted. You lose all your limbs. You are so incredibly skilled that you can still do everything a little better than anyone else can. I wish for lots of people to sign up to play QF58 and for them to have fun. Edited January 20, 2022 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Granted, but you dont have fun ever again I wish for some cool lookin metallic paints 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Granted. They are carnivorous, and eat you. I wish for better self-esteem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Granted! You're so full of self-esteem that you've become a narcissist and no one wants to be around you (but I'd honestly grant this wish without a boon if I could you're amazing) I wish to be able to actually be near Fadran. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 Granted. Next to your house, a new coffee shop opens, and its name is Fadran. It is entirely unrelated to Channelknight Fadran. I wish to own an Aviar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 Granted. Your Aviar is inorganic, instead being made of Awakened Steel with the purpose to "Eat souls". I wish for Hoid to BECOME Adonalsium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 Granted, but Kaladin never finds happiness ever I wish for some chocolate milk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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