Medium he/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 bruh why hair no- Granted, but he screams back every time I wish for the ability to edit my book faster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted you get sued for copying several other books to the letter. I wish for my co-writer to tell me I can dash ahead and write an outline and rewrite book two in our main fantasy series. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 (edited) BRUH- Granted, but he edits the heck out of book 2, and deletes your copy after. I wish for an apple Edited February 15, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 (edited) Hey his version of book two kind of SUCKED. Granted you get a 50 octillion apples and you bury the world in apples. I wish for pizza. Edited February 15, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted. It's covered in pineapple. I wish for pineapple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but it tastes like pee. I wish for bob 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 The nightwatcher takes pity on your pathetic wish and gives you bob without a bane. I wish for more time and also a rainbow frog hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 YES BOB You get more time, but you turn into Eliza Hamilton. And you get a gay frog hat. I wish for a high end gaming toaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but the only game you can play on it is minesweeper and its burn all of your poptarts I wish for candy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, it's your least favorite kind. I wish for Among Us 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith he/him Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, you gain an aura that psychologically compels everyone to see you as sus. I wish for Nightwatcher to bond me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but she never talks to you, or listens to you. I wish to be a Lightweaver 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted. You are now trapped on Roshar with your condescending Cryptic who hates all humans. I wish for a blue one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but it's the most disgusting shade of blue you can think of. I wish for godhood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but you become the god of cheeto dust I wish for no tests in school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 (edited) Granted, but every assignment requires a weeks worth of work, and you have 2 days to do them all. I wish to have the ability to go into any book/story Edited February 15, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixthos he/him Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 13 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Granted, but every assignment requires a weeks worth of work, and you have 2 days to do them all. I wish to have the ability to go into any book/story Granted, but its always as the villain just before they're defeated. I wish someone provided an answer that didn't result in a terrible bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but the bane is even more terrible. I wish for Ixthos to become a full radiant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixthos he/him Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 17 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Granted, but the bane is even more terrible. I wish for Ixthos to become a full radiant ... Granted. ... No banes here ... ... whatdoyoumeanEdgedancer?IthoughtitwasTruthwatcher?!?! I wish that there are letters in the Stormlight books between 6 and 10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but it doesn't form a ketek. I wish for the power of time travel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but you may only travel to a time period with a war I wish to live on Scadrial 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith he/him Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, you live on Scadrial pre-catacendre and you don't have the biological adaptation for breathing in ashmouth smog. I wish to become the Vessel of Cultivation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but the only plants you can make are brown, so they don't look fun. I wish to become Dark Matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 10 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: And you get a gay frog hat. HELL YEEESSSSS MY GAYNESS WILL BE ELEVATED TO EPIC PROPORTIONS (Fr though i'm crocheting myself one as soon as i have the materials and then i'm never taking it off) As for your wish, errm, ok, but whenever you see an apple you have to do the teapot dance and then eat the apple. I wish to be able to summon anything at will by clapping my hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SzethTheHonorblade Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Granted, you loose your hands. I wish for a perfect world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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