Sequence she/they Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Granted. You die as you are today, return, and die a week later, as you cannot find any breath to sustain yourself. I wish for a shardblade. A small one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 granted, you get a keychain made of god metal. I wish for UNLIMITED POWER!!! AND NO RESTRICTIONS TO IT!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 GRANTED! your sudden intake of power causes you to get incurable brain cancer. I wish for a baneless boon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Gets a bout of Typhoid. I wish for sticks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Granted, but they become fire I wish for purple hair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Granted but it all falls out. I wish for a god complex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Granted. You get slapped in the face by an immortal being who couldn't care less. I wish for italic letters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 granted you can only do italics and never anything else. I wish for Tolkien to be alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Granted, but only long enough to say that all of your LOTR ships will never happen I wish for Legolas hair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 granted but it makes you drunk. I wish for a new copy of the fellowship of the ring book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Granted. It's 90% misprint. I wish for a printer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 granted it is super crappy, I wish to be a very popular king of a country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 she/her Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Granted. The country you rule over has a population of 1: You. I wish for a device that can teleport me to and from any place I want, when I want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 (edited) Granted. whenever you use it, one appendage from your body is brutally removed. I wish for a green minky (blanket). Spoiler Also, Spoiler This thread has been going strong since 2014, with over 400 pages and 10,000 replies. Spoiler I think @killersquirrel59 deserves a lot of congratulations on making this amazing thread. Too bad they're not around anymore... Edited March 1, 2022 by Sequence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Granted. It is infested with lice. I wish I had my own room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 granted, you have your own room in the prison. I wish I lived in Urithiru after Rhythm Of War 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 4 hours ago, Some Random Spren said: granted, you have your own room in the prison. I wish I lived in Urithiru after Rhythm Of War Granted, but you're a captured fused being suppressed by the tower. I wish Dalinar would sign my copy of Oathbringer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Granted your head explodes with excitement. I wish for IMMORTALITY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 granted, reod elantrian who has no idea what's causing it i wish for the herald version of immortality 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Granted you are tortured for 7 thousand years and only after that amount of time are you released from it. I wish for sanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted you are tortured for 7 thousand years and only after that amount of time are you released from it. I wish for sanity. Granted, but you are followed around nonstop by a small fairy shouting "hey! listen!" I wish we knew more about aethers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Just now, AceBassMan said: Granted, but you are followed around nonstop by a small fairy shouting "hey! listen!" I wish we knew more about aethers granted you get five secret novels by Brandon. I wish for project four to be about the ghostbloods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Granted. Page 1 says "All the Ghostbloods died." The rest of the book is blank. But if you look really closely, you might be able to spot a message in invisible ink... I wish I lived in the US. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Granted you forget who you are. I wish to have night blood in an aluminum sheath at my belt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Granted. You, being evil, take it out of its scabbard and murder everyone, then kill yourself. I wish for Dayskin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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