Medium he/they Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 (edited) Granted. It hates you :] I wish for a diploma at 15 Edited March 22, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 You gonna make a wish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 20 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Granted. It hates you :] I wish for a diploma at 15 Granted, but it's a degree in critical race theory So it's useless I wish for good grades 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, your parents are dissapointed that you stay inside studying all day. They tell you to get a life. I wish for parents that don't care what I did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, they don't love you and don't care for your safety. I wish for awesomeness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, you have to keep eating. I wish to have a grip on my emotions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 granted, your bane is that everyone hates you know and it all starts over. I wish for complete control of the universe! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, you get to live in a lamp for eternity. I wish for no bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, the universe implodes. I wish for a broken sack filled with moldy cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, the smell sticks to your body and no one wants to be near you. I wish for Bob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted your hair looks like your neighbor named bob, your bane is that every time you try to cut it or it grows it goes back to the amazing state of looking like bob. I wish for a nice sword. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 (edited) Granted, it only wants to kill good people. I wish to be the vessel for the shard of Cultivation. Edited March 23, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, you go insane and cultivate evil schemes. I wish for the ability to make Brandon write faster and better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, his books are really short I wish to have the time to write. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, the shard doesn't exist anymore. I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich with chik-fil-a sauce, red onion and pepperjack cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted. The nighwatcher takes pity on your pathetic wish and decides to forgo a bane at the moment. I wish for someone to do all my homework for me ;-; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, it is a newborn and they get it all wrong. I wish for a giant bag of cheezits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, but it is white cheddar cheezits I wish to be a ninja 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 except I like white cheddar cheezits... granted, thirty hundred people ninja you. I wish for zig and sharks to have never existed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: except I like white cheddar cheezits... I am extremely disappointed in you Granted, but your computer that you wrote that on explodes in your face, singing your eyebrows. You lose your computer and your eyebrows permanently I wish for 10 boxes of pepperoni pizza just to myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Just now, Primeval Chaos said: I am extremely disappointed in you too bad. Granted, it's frozen pizza and not the good kind. I wish for more people to read LotR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, they all ship Frodo and Sauron I wish for a chicken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 granted, it's a void bringer. I wish for a spren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I wish for a spren. Granted. You get an anticipationspen. It follows you everywhere. I wish for a piece of gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted. It's fake I wish for a REAL piece of Electrum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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