EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. You now have tiger paws instead of hands. I wish to be able to transform into different animals Granted. You are limited to dog and cat. I wish to be able to drive safely with my paws Edited May 13, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddie The Survivor she/her Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 Granted, but a police pulled you over and have you a ticket for speeding. I wish to catch a huge fish, take pictures then let it go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 6 hours ago, Maddie The Survivor said: Granted, but a police pulled you over and have you a ticket for speeding. I wish to catch a huge fish, take pictures then let it go. Granted. The pictures are on old-fashioned film I wish to have the money to pay the ticket without getting in trouble for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 You only have enough money to pay the ticket, and you'll never be able to have more money. I wish for a nice car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 Granted. You are plagued with flies I wish to be able to change my ghost shape 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFdooda Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 (edited) Granted. They do not contain what you thought they did. (I'll leave what they do contain up to you.) I wish to comprehend the Cosmere. EDIT: I have since realised that this comment did not appear where it was meant to on this feed!?!? Edited May 16, 2022 by AFdooda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 Granted. You lose the ability to do math, though. I wish to be able to do math really well, on a related note. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 16 hours ago, AFdooda said: Granted. They do not contain what you thought they did. (I'll leave what they do contain up to you.) ?????? this makes no sense. 9 hours ago, Soulbinder said: Granted. You lose the ability to do math, though. I wish to be able to do math really well, on a related note. Granted. you are on a ship hurtling towards a black hole I wish to do well on my english project. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 Granted. Your English project turns into a water well. I wish to be super strong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 granted, you have the strength in proportion to your body size as an ant. As an unrelated boon, you are now light enough that a breath can blow you around. I wish for o good theatre production 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 Granted. You now are stuck in the shard forever I wish to be able to transform into all animals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. You now are stuck in the shard forever I wish to be able to transform into all animals. I'm fine with this. You have wished for this several times already, so It is granted, and you get a mental smack when you least expect it for repeating a wish. I wish to never get a dehydration headache, or in other words, to always be properly hydrated Edited May 16, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 Granted. The grammer police are now on you for 17 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: re[eating I wish to never get sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 Granted. I have fixed my mistake, and your bane is the inability to watch youtube for a month I wish for a working computer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 Granted. You now constantly have a monty python running on your computer such as How Not to be Seen. I wish for cats that like to cuddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 Granted, but they still have murder buttons. I wish for Monty Python to be PG. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 the boon and bane do not have to be related to the wish, so you get an infinite supply of sandwiches but you lose your taste buds. I wish for something completely different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 (edited) 48 minutes ago, Some Random Spren said: the boon and bane do not have to be related to the wish, so you get an infinite supply of sandwiches but you lose your taste buds. I wish for something completely different. all boons are supposed to be related to the wish, but not the banes. Granted, you must now write every third post on the shard as a ketek I wish for Monty Python to be PG Edited May 17, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Granted, but you go blind so you can't ever see the pg version I wish for no school 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 granted. Your bane is, you need college education to get a job. I wish to be able to see 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 57 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: granted. Your bane is, you need college education to get a job. I wish to be able to see Granted, you can see upside down I wish for a stick 1 hour ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: all boons are supposed to be related to the wish, but not the banes. really? i must have misunderstood the message that started this thread lol, sorry if i did since i seem to do stuff like that a lot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 53 minutes ago, Some Random Spren said: Granted, you can see upside down I wish for a stick really? i must have misunderstood the message that started this thread lol, sorry if i did since i seem to do stuff like that a lot that's fine, clarification is always helpful Granted. the stick will become fire at some point. I wish to flip the screen I am watching so that I can understand it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Granted. You are now a cat I wish to be able to fly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 granted, you can fly at one meter an hour. i wish for the stick to become a normal stick once it becomes fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 granted, you have a stick that is always on fire and never used up. Your bane is: you are allergic to smoke. I wish to have opposable thumbs(I'm still a ghost, so this is funny) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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