The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Granted. You are now insane I wish to be strong in the force 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 granted. you are also strong in the force of antigravity, but you can't control it, so you are being forcefully pushed away from everything. I wish to smack Todium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Granted. You are brutally murdered by Odium and your soul tortured for eternity. Your bane is that you will never go insane I wish to be a mandalorian jedi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Granted. You become the entire Empire's #1 target in all of the Galaxy. I wish to have a pet fox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Granted. You also have a pet hound, and the movie the Fox and the Hound proceeds to play out. I wish for Todium to realize the inconsistencies of killing a ghost and then go insane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Granted, but you also go insane I wish for an aquarium with fish, but it never gets dirty cause cleaning them is a big hassle and i hate it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Just now, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, but you also go insane I wish for an aquarium with fish, but it never gets dirty cause cleaning them is a big hassle and i hate it as per previous bane, I cannot go insane. Granted, they are blowfish and hate you because you keep antagonizing them in an attempt to make them blow up. I wish for a giant hermit crab to live successfully on Roshar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Uh... granted? It's seen as a chull by it's owners and literally everyone else. Unfortunately, it dies before maturity. I wish to stop having writers block and JUST GET MOTIVATED. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Granted, you become an electrum ferring. you also have a problem with writing utensils. I wish to have a giant spider crab live on roshar without coming to harm and terrify people, though it won't actually harm them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 ... granted, the night watcher clocks you with Dalinar. I wish for a Shardblade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) 23 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: ... granted, the night watcher clocks you with Dalinar. I gladly look at Dalinar's clocks. I love how people keep forgetting I'm a ghost. 23 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I wish for a Shardblade. Granted. you are unable to say every third word when you speak(continuous count from the beginning of the bane). You skip over it, regardless of what you intend to say. I wish for the planet of Roshar to be a huge space crustacean that ate a world and went to sleep. @The Wandering Wizard Edited May 21, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 Granted. You now live on Roshar when it wakes up and gets hungry I wish for abomination to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted, not sure how long it will last. Bane: you must now write your sentences backwards. I wish for every other vowel to be replaced with "e". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Grented, bet yee heve te speek leke thes tee. E wesh thet E dedn't heve te speek leke thes enlees E wented tee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 GRENTED. You now are a cockroach and are being prepped to be feed by your siblings I wish to be a member of Yoda's species. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted. For some reason, you can't use the force. I wish to be myself in human form again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted. Naw yaa mast talk laka thas. I wish to be a force sensitve individual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Grantad, bat naw yaa alsa hava ta talk laka thas. A wash ta nat hava ta talk laka thas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Grantad, bat yaa ara naw Gagar tha Avarlandar. A wash ta hava waraa's fartang pawars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Grented. Yee new fert elet, wetheet centrel. E wesh te net heve te telk leke thes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted. You are now stuck in China, did you say You now fart alot without control? I wish to have supreme control over my farts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. You are now stuck in China, did you say You now fart alot without control? I wish to have supreme control over my farts. yes. Granted, now you burp a lot without control. How am I stuck in china? I wish to no longer be stuck in china. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted, you are stuck on Arrakis. Without a stillsuit. I wish to be Bookwyrm the Overlander instead of Gregor the Overlander. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted. Ares throws you off for not being Gregor I wish to know all chuck norris jokes that are ever said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted, but now Chuck Norris never existed. (Bookwyrm the Overlander has a bat named Artemis, not Ares.) I wish that NASA's Artemis program would go faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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