The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 I thought it was Ares but it has been a while. Granted you are sent to Mars I wish to have a perfect memory 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted, you compusively store stuff in a coppermind. I wish to roam all universes freely like I could before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted, but you are now cursed to destroy whatever universe you visit. I wish to have the equipment and skills to survive on Mars, and preferably some company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 12 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: Granted, but you are now cursed to destroy whatever universe you visit. I am already cursed by this. 13 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: I wish to have the equipment and skills to survive on Mars, and preferably some company. Granted. your company is a pet rock named Dwayne. Your curse: you have no farming capability whatsoever. I wish for the destruction of whatever universe I visit to only happen after I leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted, but the interdimensional shrapnel from the destroyed universe causes grave structural collapses in other nearby universes. I wish that my rock was named Wayne and was actually Wayne from Mistborn Era 2. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted, It is the corpse of wayne that has been soulcast into stone. I wish to no longer have bowel problems 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted, you now have bowl problems. Meaning you can't use a bowl without it turning into a plate. I wish that my stone Wayne corpse was alive and normal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said: Granted, you now have bowl problems. Meaning you can't use a bowl without it turning into a plate. I wish that my stone Wayne corpse was alive and normal. Granted, you do not know his language, and he cannot learn yours. I wish to have fluid manipulation powers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 Granted. You are now on the SP 4 planet I wish for pokemon to be real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 Granted. Your bane is... oh wait, you don't need one. Have fun watching legendary pokemon destroy the world. I wish for the ability to control how hot or cold I am at any given time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 Granted. You must always be extremely hot or cold. I wish to have masterballs to catch the pokemon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 Granted. You catch a pokemon, but the Pokémon will be forever out of your reach . I wish for another set of arms that can appear on command. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 Granted. You can't control where they appear on your body and they appear in different places each time. I wish to be a iron misting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 Granted. You're allergic to iron. I wish to be a full feruchemist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 Granted. You don't know how to care for your bracers I wish to have no allergies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 Granted. You lose any and all powers from the previous 10 wishes. I wish for a bead of lerasium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 Granted, it is encased in glass to protect it. Bane: you are allergic to standard allomantic metals. I wish to be an Elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 5 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: Granted, it is encased in glass to protect it. Bane: you are allergic to standard allomantic metals. I wish to be an Elsewhere. Granted, you are always itchy I wish for a good pen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 26 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, you are always itchy I wish for a good pen Granted, you are unable to use a computer without it being one step away from a complete literal meltdown I wish to not feel itchy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 19 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: Granted, you are unable to use a computer without it being one step away from a complete literal meltdown I wish to not feel itchy. Granted, you are always sore in the most inconvenient spot I wish for food 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Granted. Bane: you cannot smell with your nose or anything else. I wish to have no phantom pains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Granted, you have phantom itches I wish for a dog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Granted. You also get fleas I wish to no longer have any phantom uncomfortabilities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 Granted. You are now tied to a giant squid and have to follow it everywhere I wish for more sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 granted, you are now a bronze ferring. Bane: you cannot see yourself in any way, but everyone else can. I wish that the giant squid is now tiny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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