The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 Someone's been reading Leven Thumps Granted. The squid now lives in the bottom of challenger deep I wish to be able to go to Foo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 20 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Someone's been reading Leven Thumps Not for a long time, what was it that you thought I was referencing? Granted, you are one of the people half stuck there. I wish to be able to pick up the squid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 Granted. You are now able to pick up the squid. If you can find it at the bottom of challenger deep. Oh, and you bane is that since picking the squid up is actually really easy, you lost 50% of your physical strength. I wish to have double the determination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 Granted, you now have double the determination of a squid to stay in one place. You cannot move from the spot you are at in relation to the planet you are on. I wish to be a pewter compounder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 Granted. You are now "a person who mixes or combines ingredients pewter in order to produce an animal feed, medicine, or other substance." I wish to have awesome teleportation devices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 It's yours! Unfortunately your new device has no settings controlling what parts of you teleport. You could show up to Disneyland only wearing a shirt, or you could show up without your arms. Either way the result is quite catastrophic. I want to own the star-wars franchise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted, you can make no money off of it. I wish to be a pewter misting in the mistborn sense of the word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted, but you are allergic to air I wish for charisma level 1000 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 granted, everyone mistrusts you, so you have dc 10000 checks on every charisma check. I wish to stop sneezing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 granted, you start coughing i wish for knowledge of everything 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted, you are now catonic I wish to stop coughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 granted, you start sneezing i wish for a set of twinborn powers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted, but the metals you need to facilitate your new abilities suddenly no longer exist. I wish that I wasn't bored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted! But now you have tons of homework to keep you busy. I want to have better hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted. You also go bald at the age of 30. I wish to no longer have metaphysical body spasms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted, you now have S.P.A.S.M.A. I wish to not have to breathe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 granted, you are a Cadmium ferring. I wish to know what S.P.A.S.M.A. is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted. Your bane is that the acronym applies to you. Spatial Parasite Animals Is My Arm I wish to come up with better acronyms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted, you now have bad memory. I wish to be a kandra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Granted, but your friends call you "Faceless." I wish to not have a boon/bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Granted. you get nothing. I am now a kandra ghost. hehehehe. I wish to have a lerasium lump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Granted, but the Lerasium has been turned into gaseous investiture and fused with Ruin's investiture and then re-solidified, so it's now Harmonium. And it's raining. I wish that we knew what all the God Metals did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Granted. You ingest and burn Whimsium. I wish I knew how to burn Harmonium safely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. You are now a furnace. I wish to be able to separate harmonium into atium and lerasium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. You must find Hoid to do it. Bane: Hoid hates you and thinks you must die for the good of the cosmere I wish to know where Hoid's hideout is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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