EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 Granted. You are allergic to all metals. I wish to not have to go to florida. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 15, 2022 Report Share Posted June 15, 2022 granted, you go to Portland. I wish for a bag of chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Order he/him Posted June 15, 2022 Report Share Posted June 15, 2022 Granted. They are all ground to dust. I wish for Kingkiller book 3. Sigh. Even the Nightwatcher can't give me that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 15, 2022 Report Share Posted June 15, 2022 granted, you get the book but it's full of blank pages I wish for nachos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 Granted, you get mushrooms. I wish for m-bot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 Granted, but he can't talk I wish for a phone with never ending battery life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 Granted, but its screen is always frozen. I wish for the ability to avoid loopholes in the wording of my wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 granted, but banes don't necessarily need to be related to the boons and both of which don't always have to be related to the wish for this reason, your curse is that you eternally have a chicken hat stuck to your head I wish for a bead of Lerasium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 Granted. You now are addicted to the game exploding kittens and anyone that plays with you will explode if they lose, including you. I wish to be able to enter video games as my character. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. You now are addicted to the game exploding kittens and anyone that plays with you will explode if they lose, including you. I wish to be able to enter video games as my character. already addicted to it granted, you don't respawn i wish for infinite defuse cards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 Granted. You now can only read while swimming. I wish to be able to infinitely respawn in video games I enter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. You now can only read while swimming. I wish to be able to infinitely respawn in video games I enter. granted, you cannot leave or switch games i wish to be able to make books waterproof 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 Granted. You are now cannon fodder. I wish to be able to switch games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 Granted, but every time you switch, you get lice I wish for forever perfect health 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune he/him Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 Granted but you are the ugliest cow ever or to be seen by a human I wish for no bane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Granted, you have no blessing. I wish that I was a mistborn and had access to all the allomantic metals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolinalsium he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 Granted but if you use a metal your body will age 1 year I wish I was at the highest possible heightening of breaths 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 granted, the night watcher thumps you on the head. I wish for immortality for me and all my loved ones/friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted July 1, 2022 Report Share Posted July 1, 2022 (edited) Granted. This requires 2,000 breaths for each of the people that you want to become immortal. You now have tens (or maybe hundreds?) of thousands people who are mad at you for stealing their souls. I wish for all fictional universes to be cohesive without needing a multiverse. Edited July 1, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 Granted, waypoints are required to travel between them. I wish to be less confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 Granted. Eof has taken over your mind and now controlls you. You can only make a horrible deal to be freed. I wish to know The Question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune he/him Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 Granted but you forgot The Question I wish to see a Highstorm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 Granted, but you're now stuck out in the storm without shelter I wish for the wish that I truly desire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Granted. You have no clue what it is, and feel eternally cheated. I wish for Eof to have no influence outside of TLT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 you evil menace to society! fine, but you get stuffed into TLT and EoF haunts you. I wish for unlimited wishes from the night watcher, in life or in death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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