FusedOfHonor Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 Granted. However, with each wish, you receive a pair of curses. I wish for every Shard to be splintered. (I’m so evil) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 Granted, the cosmere falls apart as Hoid rises as the greatest power in the universe. I wish for a big bag of Doritos. (from Sel lol) welcome to the shard btw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 Granted, your curse is you are shoved into an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense, because that is the only place you can get Selish doritos. I wish to be the judge of a waffle cook off between Scadrians and Rosharans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 Granted. You can no longer taste or smell. I wish to tell lies from truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FusedOfHonor Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 Granted, you attract 100000000000000 cryptic, all wanting to bond you. I wish for Odium to be splintered. (Come on Nightwatcher, this benefits you too!) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why Kaladin? Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 Granted Odium is splintered and with nothing to hold the Fused in check they destroy the world. You can no longer avoid dangerous situations I wish to have access to every type of Investiture 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted, you have all of the power granting diseases from Ashyn along with all the other investiture, and you feel miserable. And your curse is you can't get rid of those magical diseases using magical healing. I wish Silence Divine was out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium he/him Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 3 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: I wish Silence Divine was out. You have received a copy of Silence Divine, but every page is unnumbered and out of order. I wish I could comprehend everything I look at instantaneously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckspren she/her Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted, you are now blind. I wish for an upvote from the next person to post here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted. You are now warned by mods against upvote farming. You will always be the first one voted out in SE. I wish to have internet everywhere I go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckspren she/her Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted, but you will never have a device with which to access that internet. I wish for a harmless pet chasmfiend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 granted. you get killed by a harmful puppy. I wish for luck in everything I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FusedOfHonor Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 (edited) You never specified which type. You now have bad luck in everything you do. I wish for Adonalsium’s power with NO curse. (I’m so smart) Edited July 22, 2022 by FusedOfHonor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted. You have Adonalsium's power, and no expanded mind to go with it. Have fun going insane! I wish for a shapeshifting book. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune he/him Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted but the words never change I wish for perfect knowledge and a mind to comprehend it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 granted. you realize that everything is pointless so you... well, lets just say you end up dead from your own knowledge. (please don't count this as something bad. this is the best thing I came up with..) I wish for the power to do good, and if I try to do evil I get an invisible slap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted. The slaps are rather painful, and otherwise literally nothing changes. I wish that I knew what to wish for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 granted, it doesn't come true i wish for gold compounding abilities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FusedOfHonor Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 Granted. But each time you compound, you smell something nasty. This drives you insane with how bad the smell is. >:) I wish for everyone to have a long, happy life and get no curse. (:D) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why Kaladin? Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Granted people are happy for no reason no matter what they do and live for over a 100 years in this state doing nothing since they have no motivation to do anything. The human race goes extinct. I wish to know the history of any object I touch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 Granted. Every time any part of your body makes any contact with any object, substance, surface, gas, liquid, etc, a boring historian man appears in front of you and gives you a massive lecture about the entire history of what you came in contact with. You are unable to walk away from the lecture as well. I wish for a cool looking witch’s cauldron made out of solid amethyst quartz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 Granted. It is the size of your thumb. I wish for working wifi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolinalsium he/him Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 (edited) Whish granted but everything you have that uses wifi won't work I wish for happiness Edited July 26, 2022 by Adolinalsium 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why Kaladin? Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 (edited) Granted you are happy no matter what happens you become a sociopath and are rapidly hated by everyone you know I wish for no curse Edited July 26, 2022 by LightweaverWannabe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 Granted. It only lasts this one wish. I wish to have a pack of wolves as my pets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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