S. Stormy she/her Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 Granted. The wolves kill you and everyone you love. I wish for world peace forever and no curse. And no stagnation. And no boredom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 Granted. It lasts forever, but you are trapped in a single repeating second just before your wish takes effect. I wish for the ability to instantly transport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 (edited) granted, you can only transport people named Iam A Stickington. I wish for the ability to remember all of my dreams. Edited July 28, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood forgot to add wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Granted, you only dream about eating boring porridge. I wish for the ability to transport myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Granted, you can now transport yourself by pulling yourself along the ground with your arms. Your bane is you have no legs. I wish it were tomorrow. (Tomorrow meaning the day after the day I wrote this.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 It is now tomorrow. Unfortunately, tomorrow is exactly the same as today. I wish for eternal happiness for all, no strings attached. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 Granted. You now have long iron chains attached to you at all times so you can't go anywhere. (They aren't strings) I wish for the ability to become really good at something after only 10 minutes of practice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 granted, but you lose the ability to be good at it after an hour and can never get good at that specific thing again. I wish for a chocolate brownie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 granted, it's poisoned. I wish for an unlimited supply of everything I need to survive healthily and happily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 Granted. it is on the top shelf, and you are too short to reach it. I wish for better ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 You are given the power to see a glow when sections of text are good ideas, proportional to its value, but your power short circuits all technology, making things like the internet, video games and cellphones useless to you. (You have to go to the library, but then get banned because you keep breaking all their computers.) I wish for the ability to understand what my dogs say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 Granted. You are incapable of speaking any form of understandable human I wish for technology to work again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 Granted. Earthbased technology does work, but you put off a magnetic field that disrupts technology within 10 feet of you. I wish that my house magically never had dust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 Granted. Your bane is that cats constantly find their way into your house and create large piles of cat hair. I wish for a powerful magic staff. running out of ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 22 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. Your bane is that cats constantly find their way into your house and create large piles of cat hair. I wish for a powerful magic staff. running out of ideas. My dogs already create rafts of dog hair that I could use to sail the seas of shadesmar. That curse seems a bit cruel (highly allergic to cats). But, wish granted. You get a powerful magic staff... but uncharged and that can only be charged in another dimension, that you do not have access to without access to the power of the staff. I wish that money actually grew on trees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 Pennies start growing on a single, almost dead tree in Norway. I wish I was an Edgedancer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Granted. You have no access to Stormlight. I wish for @The Wandering Wizard's staff to be charged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Granted: @The Wandering Wizard's staff is charged with investiture keyed to someone else, making the power inaccessible to him. I wish for the ability to operate, both mentally and physically, effectively on no sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 Granted, you also have narcolepsy, and fall asleep randomly and without warning. I wish to do well in my job interviews 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emery the Steelrunner he/him Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 Granted, your inbox and voicemail are now flooded with millions of job offers. Only a few are good. I wish I could fly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 Granted. You can fly. You cannot come back down. I wish for a shardblade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 Granted: You are given a dead shard blade and the ability hear it scream every time you touch it (like Radiants do) I wish for more bookshelves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SzethTheHonorblade Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 Granted, your bookshelves are made of living trees. I wish for better Pokemon UNITE skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 Granted. You no longer have any clue what that is, and so do not use that skill. I wish for the ability to shrink things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted August 12, 2022 Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 Granted. You can't control what things you shrink. I wish for the ability to always draw sweepers in games of EDH when someone gets an overkill boardstate. (Me fervently hoping that the Nightwatcher can't speak in MTG jargon) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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