The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 Granted. You are now blind. I wish to have all the cards I need for my Yu-gi-oh deck of cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 On 8/10/2022 at 5:12 PM, SzethTheHonorblade said: your bookshelves are made of living trees. That would be AWESOME!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 Granted: They appear blank to anyone but you. I wish I could clone Sanderson so he could work on Cosmere and non-Cosmere works (ie Rithmitist II) at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 Granted. The two sandersons hate each other, and constant arguing delays permanently all further books. I wish to be able to make things bigger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 Granted. You now see people as food and food as people. I wish to not have to sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Granted. You have lots of free time now, so would you do for me all that work I'm supposed to do? And do the same thing for him? And for her? And for them? And for everyone you know? Also, you don't have toes now. I wish to be able to enter inside the books I read (like, whenever I read Stormlight I can warp myself in Roshar) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Granted. You always end up in a perilous situation next to a character but without any powers. I wish to see food as food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 Granted. You see everything as food. I wish for a pet dragon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 Granted. You now can no longer associate yourself with anyone and spend all your time caring for it. I wish to be Fullborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 Granted, you now live in a D&D world, where there are those that know your weaknesses... I wish to be able to truely multitask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 Granted, now every task you complete is half as well done I wish to fly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said: I wish to fly Granted! As soon as your wish leaves your lips, you find yourself transported 10,000 feet up into the air. To your horror you find yourself plummeting to the ground, unable to stop or even slow your fall. Given that the acceleration due to gravity is approximately 32 ft/s^2, it takes you about 5 seconds to reach terminal Velocity (approximately 174 ft/s). Hurtling through the air at ~118 mph, you have nearly a minute to think about how you should have been more specific with your wish. But the Nightwatcher isn't without some mercy, just before you hit the ground you find yourself once again transported 10,000 feet above the ground. This time as you plummet you experiment with different body alignments and find that you can control your descent to a pretty great extent, and once again just before you hit the ground you are again transported 10,000 feet up into the air. As you get used to your new life, you get quite adoept at managing your perpetual falling, and even devise systems with your loved ones whereby they throw you sandwiches, pickles, and other consumables to you just before you teleport back up to fall again. Could be worse. I wish I had a pocketwatch that could control time, specifically with the following 3 functions: 1) A button that stops time for everyone/everything not touching the pocketwatch.. 2) A dial that advances/rewinds the hours in a day. 3) Another dial and button that allows you to set a specific time/date that you can jump too. Oh, and, I would also like it engraved with the following, "Time is an arrow, if you don't give it a shot then all you'll ever do is quiver" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 Granted, since it is so powerful an artifact you are constantly falling upward and right after you die, you come back to the ground to start again. I wish to have a tame bazelgeuse that I have a bond with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 Granted. You now are completely physically bonded together and must always keep in contact otherwise you die. I wish for a bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 No. I wish for some deep dish pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 Granted. It's so deep in the dish, however, that you cannot reach it. I wish for a bane (x2) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 Granted! You get a very deadly plant! I wish to always have food prepared to eat, like lasagna. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 Granted. You now have lasagna sitting at your dinner table, all dressed up to eat with your family. (Don't worry, it already put its phone away) I wish for a computer with battery life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 *Robot voice* Granted, you're head is always 180 degrees away from the direction your body is facing. I wish for a scroll of knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Granted. You are now a ham sandwich and are unable to pick up the scroll, as you have no hands, and are unable to read the scroll, as you have no eyes or cognitive function. I wish for the ability to keep all of my belongings, friends, and family safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Granted, you are constantly being chased by a very fast snail that will kill you the moment you touch it. I wish for a robot to do my homework lmao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Granted, the robot forgets to sign your name so you get 0s on all your homework. I wish for functioning portal guns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Granted, but the portals that they shoot are black holes, not normal portals. I wish for some food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Granted. you get rotten haddock. I wish for a firebolt from Harry Potter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Granted. You are not a wizard and thus can't fly it. You're bane is that you can't live off of air, you must live off of helium for the rest of your life. I wish to be able to see all gases. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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