Odiumiumium he/him Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Granted, your bane is that the gas you see changes randomly from opaque to translucent. I wish for a cute fluffy dog or cat that I am not allergic to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Granted. It's cute. It's fluffy. It's also rabid. I wish to marry Santa Claus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Granted. You are now Mrs. Claus and may not go out in public I wish for true happiness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Granted. You are content with your station in life, in spite of being stranded on a raft that is being swarmed by Sharworms. I wish to be a wizard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Granted. You can and will ever master just one spell: turning things into pumpkins. I wish to be able to teleport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Granted. You can now see on another plane and experience all the horrors that lie there. I wish to not be a ham sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 27, 2022 Report Share Posted August 27, 2022 granted, you're a tomato sandwich. I wish for an iPhone that works well to my wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 27, 2022 Report Share Posted August 27, 2022 Granted. But now all your texts are green I wish to be good at baking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 27, 2022 Report Share Posted August 27, 2022 Granted. You are horrible at cooking. I wish to be invisible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted August 28, 2022 Report Share Posted August 28, 2022 Granted. You can become invisible, but when you are invisible, everyone else's skin is invisible to your eyes. I wish for self washing dishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted August 28, 2022 Report Share Posted August 28, 2022 Granted, but they will all only ever wash themselves. You can never use them for eating. I wish for happiness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 Granted. You are in a building in the middle of nowhere, by yourself, so that you can't share what you have learned. I wish to be human again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 Granted, you have the biggest hunchback in the world\ I wish for perfect skin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 Granted. it's perfect glass. I wish for to be able to suspend my metabolism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 Granted, you have tantalus's curse. I wish to be fully human again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 (edited) Granted. You are so human that you are plagued by inconsistancies. I wish to remember my classes. Edited August 30, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 Granted. You now see everything in red and something whispers to you in the night, keeping you up. I wish to remember all the metric prefixes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 Granted. You can remember all the metric prefixes, but you don't know what any of them mean. I wish to be able to read, quickly, all of the Brandon Sanderson books ever written, in the next five minutes, even the ones that haven't come out yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 Granted. Your retention is unaffected though, and such a massive amount of information in such a short amount of time slips from your mind within another five minutes. I wish for the sweetest sugarless pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 Granted. It is so sweet that you throw up. I wish to be a brass ferring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 Granted. You lose all your motor skills. I wish to be able to transform into creatures of any size. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 granted. Your mind is broken. I wish for a working computer of my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 Granted. When you type A, it types E. When you type E, it types O. When you type O, it types D, and so on. And you can't write the new letters on your keyboard, or anything like that. I wish for this schoolyear to be nice and calm, with nothing special happening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 Granted. you die. I wish to be able to control machines 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 Granted. You can't control your body anymore I wish for perfect vision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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