Just a Silvereye he/him Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 Granted. You see everything so perfectly, you are blinded by all the light your eyes receive and you must stay at all times in an absolutely light-free room. Except the night, when you can get out. With three pairs of sunglasses. I wish to know what is the best book ever written as of now, so I know what I can add next to my gargantuan TBR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 Granted. You know the book, but you can never read it. I wish to see Les Miserables. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 Granted. you read the book first, and so hate it. I wish to be able to control my body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 Granted, you can't control anything else I wish to have a personal servant/best friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium he/him Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 Granted. You have a constant whispering in your ears that says “winter is coming” every time your local store puts out the Christmas decor. I wish my devices never ran out of battery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 Granted. Your devices never run out of battery, because they don't have one now. I wish to be under the sea, in an octopus' garden in the shade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 Granted. The moon disappears. I wish to have a complete knowledge of everything that is dangerous in the wild and the skills to avoid the danger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 Granted. You can never avoid any dangers outside of the Wild. I wish for my family to be happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 Granted. Everyone you meet smiles when they see you, but loses that when you leave. I wish for a really cool hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 Granted. You get a really cool hat. In fact, it’s so cold when you touch it you get frostbite. I wish to never wish for anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why Kaladin? Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 Granted you are no longer able to wish for anything in other words you have lost all hope I wish to be a Lerasium mistborn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FusedOfHonor Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 Granted, if you touch an allomantic metal, it explodes. I wish for Stormlight 5 to be released. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why Kaladin? Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 Granted but you are now permanently deaf illiterate and have severe nerve damage. I wish for the ability to know the history instantly of every object I touch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 Granted, your entire history is projected into the minds of everyone around you every time you do it. I wish to gain cryptic visions of the past, present, and future that come randomly and only make sense as I have more visions and gain more knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 ...I think that wish came with the bane included, buuuut.... Granted. You can only see the bad things that will happen in the future, however. In a few years, you will be the subject of a hit song. I wish to be able to summon protagonists from my favorite books into reality, with all of their power intact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium he/him Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 Granted. They find you an unappealing friend due to your lack of magicness and go find someone more magicky. I wish I got toggle-able mental pings every time I get a 17th shard notification. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 Granted, you are only able to check the shard once a year. I wish to have masterful diorama making skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 Granted. Your hands fall off. I wish to have the ability to change anyone's mind on a subject, consequence free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 Granted, but you can only change peoples minds to the opposite of what you truly believe. Ie if you believe deep in your heart that the earth is round, you can only change peoples minds to believe that it is flat. I wish people would go back to written tutorials with diagrams when posting tutorials online instead of youtube or facebook like videos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 Granted, but all the tutorials are so confusing no one can follow them. I wish for Nightwatcher to not curse anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 The Nightwatcher gives you a strange look, and your bane is you are only able to say NO! to any question asked. I wish for people to be more active in the Alleyverse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted September 11, 2022 Report Share Posted September 11, 2022 Granted! No consequences. I wish for people to be more active in SE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Granted! You now have to deal with the shenanigans of the new players. You're bane is that you are red/green color blind. I wish to have a bayard that can do what the bayards of the paladin's of voltron can do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmTheElsecaller Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Granted, but you can only use it for an hour each day. I wish to be able to transport myself into any Cosmere world and back again at will. … basically I just want to be Hoid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Granted. You are now stuck in the cosmere I wish to smack Lucinda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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