Procrastination she/her Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 Granted. In that week, the world falls apart and every person you love dies. You emerge from your timeskip confused and heartbroken. You can’t handle this change, and end up going insane from grief. I wish for one hundred billion non-counterfeit dollars that I can spend on whatever I want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 17 minutes ago, rosharian_cat said: Granted. In that week, the world falls apart and every person you love dies. You emerge from your timeskip confused and heartbroken. You can’t handle this change, and end up going insane from grief. so, no change? Granted. the moeney is worthless. I wish for a rift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 Granted. Your arm has been disconnected from your body by said rift. I wish for the ability to end world hunger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 Granted. You end world hunger by unknowingly murdering 95% of the human population. The deceased corpses serve as sustenance for the remaining 5%. I wish for a blue lightbulb! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procrastination she/her Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 Granted. It doesn’t work. I wish to be able to ace all of my tests. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 Granted, you now have a pop quiz on anti-derivatives. Good luck! I wish to be able to write better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 Granted. You are now the best author in the universe. However, you can only write (or type) in a secret language no one knows, not even you, so you have no idea what you are writing about. I wish to be a bronze Feruchemist. (The ones who store wakefulness) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 Granted. You have cancer. I wish to have minecraft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 Granted. You can only play on 2B2T. I wish to be able to do good art. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procrastination she/her Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 Granted. Art is subjective, so you think it’s “good”, but everybody else thinks it’s so awful that it becomes synonymous with something that is terrible. I wish for all my dead favorite characters to come back to life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 Granted. you are dead. I wish to confuse people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted. No one can understand you. I wish for the AI in Conquer the World to make sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Wish granted. In the process, the AI eliminates you, as you confuse too many people. I wish that I could enter any novel I so wish and interact with characters and environment, with the ability to leave at any time I so wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted, you die. I wish for a bunch of Reese’s pieces (let’s try this again) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted, the Chocolate to Peanut butter ratio in all of them is skewed towards the peanut butter by a very large margin. I wish for candy without having to go door to door asking for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Yes, but you have to go to people's windows instead. I wish for a bunny army that I control. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted. You are constantly on the run from foxes. I wish for the best pear in the universe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Okay. It's the best pear in the universe, but you have to donate it to charity. I wish for a copy of all of Brandon's future books (finished) to be teleported from the future to my house! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted. You get all of the writing of this one guy named Brandon James, a poor farmer in Kansas who writes sappy romance novels. I wish for OoTS comics to be written faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 2 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: Granted, the Chocolate to Peanut butter ratio in all of them is skewed towards the peanut butter by a very large margin. reese's pieces have no chocolate anyway. That is why I can eat them. 22 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: Granted. You get all of the writing of this one guy named Brandon James, a poor farmer in Kansas who writes sappy romance novels. I wish for OoTS comics to be written faster. Granted. you now have no clue what that is. I wish for my book to be finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 It's finished, but it was finished by Brandon James. I wish I could fly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted, you become a fly. I wish for potatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted, you get them during the Irish Potato Famine and are forced to give them up. I wish for tLM prerelease chapters to come out more regularly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Okay. They're all terrible becuse you forced Brandon to write faster. (And I know it's done. Just... forget that.) I wish for Radiant powers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted. you have no access to Stormlight I wish for Stormlight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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