Just_a_Fan he/him Posted December 21, 2023 Report Share Posted December 21, 2023 granted, It's full of fish. I wish for fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted December 21, 2023 Report Share Posted December 21, 2023 Your fish wish is granted. There is now permanently a really ominous looking cloud floating by you at all times. It has anxiety so it only puts its voice in your head. I wish for a pocket dimension/liminal space 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 22, 2023 Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 Granted. Now everyone will only refer to you as “you-know-who”. I wish for a higher quality phone camera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted December 22, 2023 Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 Granted. You now have a phone where none of the apps work except the higher-quality phone camera. I wish to finish more stories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 23, 2023 Report Share Posted December 23, 2023 Granted. Now you can read books very quickly but cannot write. I wish for a never-ending roll of toilet paper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted December 23, 2023 Report Share Posted December 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: Granted. Now you can read books very quickly but cannot write. I wish for a never-ending roll of toilet paper. Granted, but you can’t tear it. I wish for hot chocolate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 23, 2023 Report Share Posted December 23, 2023 Granted, it burns your mouth. I wish for, if I ever get banned, that my final words on the Shard be "Goodbye, mortals." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 23, 2023 Report Share Posted December 23, 2023 Granted. You are now allergic to the letter a. I wish for a pet axehound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Granted! It is an extremely radioactive pet axehound, and you can't come within 100 kilometers of it. I wish for the pain in my neck to go away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Granted. With no side effects but stage 7 cancer I wish for a sword 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Granted. You have two left feet. I wish for all the Berserk deluxe editions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 On 12/23/2023 at 11:34 AM, Lunamor said: Granted. Now you can read books very quickly but cannot write. I wish for a never-ending roll of toilet paper. Oh, that's diabolical. I'm sure you realize that writing was what I meant, which means I phrased that boon really poorly. 25 minutes ago, The cheeseman said: Granted. You have two left feet. I wish for all the Berserk deluxe editions. Granted. However, anything you touch has a 77.859% chance of catching fire. I should like a pile of red beryls, placed gently at my feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 7 minutes ago, Ookla said: Oh, that's diabolical. I'm sure you realize that writing was what I meant, which means I phrased that boon really poorly. ‘Twas indeed an intentional misinterpretation 8 minutes ago, Ookla said: Granted. However, anything you touch has a 77.859% chance of catching fire. I should like a pile of red beryls, placed gently at my feet. Granted. Your feet have teleported somewhere else without you, presumably a location where someone is placing red beryls next to them. I wish for a nice sweater. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Granted. The sweater isn't nice to you back, however I wish for iron irons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Ookla said: Granted. However, anything you touch has a 77.859% chance of catching fire. I'll take that chance. 1 hour ago, Aeoryi said: I wish for iron irons Granted. You are now allergic to Nitrogen. I wish for fireproof fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 1 hour ago, The cheeseman said: I'll take that chance. Granted. You are now allergic to Nitrogen. I wish for fireproof fire. Granted. The nightwatcher says it is "extinguished", but you don't know what that means. I wish for cold fusion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 2 hours ago, Aeoryi said: Granted. The nightwatcher says it is "extinguished", but you don't know what that means. I wish for cold fusion Granted. You are now frozen next to your cold fusion reactor. I wish to be able to touch fire and hot objects without getting burned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 Granted. You can no longer touch room tempura I wish for my true self to be known 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 Granted. Some random dude in Idaho now knows all of your secrets. I wish for a potted plant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honorable One he/him Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 Granted. You receive Venomous Tentacula that tries to strangle you. I wish for a pair of thick socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 Granted. They aren’t very smart looking. I wish for candy corn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 Granted. Your house is now packed with thousands of pounds of candied corn-cobs slathered in maple syrup and hot sauce. I wish to be able to survive both on earth and in the empty void of space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 29, 2023 Report Share Posted December 29, 2023 Granted. Your legs and arms have now switched places. I wish for the power of the sun in the palm of my hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Granted. However, you must also hold the responsibility of the sun in the palm of your hand. Essentially, you are always blamed for anything sun-related, including sunburns, poor seasonal weather, and, worst of all, daylight savings. I wish for a musical theatre adaptation of every major Cosmere story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Granted. The music in all of them is absolutely terrible, and the scriptwriting boring. I wish for a bookstore's worth of Sanderson novels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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