..... he/him Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 (edited) On 1/2/2024 at 7:56 PM, Ookla said: Granted. The music in all of them is absolutely terrible, and the scriptwriting boring. I wish for a bookstore's worth of Sanderson novels. granted they are all your least favorite book by him I wish for the world to end Edited January 5 by ..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Granted. "The World", a PRX public radio program, is no longer on the air. I wish for seagulls to leave me alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Granted, but now you smell like a skunk I wish to give a mouse a (non-spiked) cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Granted. The cookie is not spiked, but the mouse is. Hemallurgically. Possessing superhuman strength and a terrible temper, the mouse wolfs (mouses?) down the cookie, then turns to face its next meal. You. I wish for a cozy mug of tea and a good book on a cold, winter evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Granted, you're outside in a dark forest. I wish for it to snow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 Hi/Ho Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 28 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said: Granted, you're outside in a dark forest. I wish for it to snow. Granted, your house turns into a snow globe on the inside and it’s a hundred degrees outside. I wish for a single chicken nugget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 4 hours ago, SmilingPanda19 said: I wish for a single chicken nugget. Granted. You have to go through the process of making it from scratch. It's gross. I wish for the answers to the upcoming history quiz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 Hi/Ho Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 (edited) 1 hour ago, AltonicKeys said: Granted. You have to go through the process of making it from scratch. It's gross. I wish for the answers to the upcoming history quiz. Granted. The answers are written in Elvish. I wish for my restlessness to go away. Edited January 5 by SmilingPanda19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 2 hours ago, SmilingPanda19 said: I wish for my restlessness to go away. Granted. You are restful. You will never wake up again. I wish for the motivation to finish my 7-minute speech script 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Granted. You gain a crippling fear of public speaking. I wish for the ability to speak with slugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Granted, you are now a slug I wish to be hoid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Granted. You are now physically trapped on that one page in Elantris when Hoid makes a cameo. I wish for a neverending crossword puzzle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 Granted. All the words are so hard that neither you or anyone you contact can figure them out. I wish for a spren to make a living Shardblade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Granted. It’s 12 feet tall. I wish for allomantic pewter abilities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..... he/him Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 9 hours ago, Lunamor said: Granted. It’s 12 feet tall. I wish for allomantic pewter abilities. granted you are now a single cell organism I wish to be death 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Granted. (Mistborn spoilers) Spoiler Marsh isn’t too happy with you stealing his job. I wish for some Lerasium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Granted. You have been given a vial containing a single flake of Lerasium and eight grams of powdered lead. I wish for a personal Irish band to play for me whenever I wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Granted. Unfortunately, every time you summon them to play for you, a trio of masked villains appear, and attempt to assassinate you, until the music stops and they vanish. I wish for a pet axehound. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 granted. it keeps trying to eat you i wish for a dawnshard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..... he/him Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 1 hour ago, RoyalBeeMage said: granted. it keeps trying to eat you i wish for a dawnshard granted, your torment is the inability to gain any thing else from it I wish for infinite anti-investiture to fill the spiritual realm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 ...why? Granted. Your legs get snatched by gnomes. I wish for a really nice pen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Granted. The cartridge/reservoir is perpetually filled with water. It sucks. I wish for decent editing skills 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Granted. Your babe is that you only speak Romanian now. I wish for slightly better social skills 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 granted, you're a cat now, remembering your human life. wish for a cat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Granted. It’s a scudding tiger that thinks you killed her children I wish for an unlimited supply of gasoline 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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