The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Granted. You now have eleven toes. I wish for a high-end PC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Granted. It has a habit of literally sucking you into any video game you play and setting the difficulty to the highest setting. I wish to be able to draw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Granted. In addition to drawing excellent pieces of art, you also draw every game you play, and you draw the attention of every spider within a kilometer of you. I wish for waffles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Granted but it's never waffle time I wish for irl magic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 2 minutes ago, Aeoryi said: Granted but it's never waffle time I wish for irl magic It’s called sleight of hand I wish for a gold coin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Granted. You now are completely colorblind. I wish for a fun, creature-oriented combo EDH deck that isn't unfair to play against. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Granted. Now that you have the perfect deck to play, you are no longer able to build new decks, or add new cards to your existing decks. I wish for an extra 24 hours today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Granted. Now it’s a double leap year, and every calendar is messed up. Any calendar you use in the future will somehow be a day off, even if you try to fix it. I wish for my dog to quit trying to eat literally everything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Granted. Your dog is now a skeleton dog who doesn't eat at all. I wish for a large, organic green cabbage, fresh from the garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Granted. You are forever haunted by the souls of Cabbage Patch Kids. I wish for the ability to perfectly frost cakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Granted. You lose the ability to butter toast. I wish for greater skill in knitting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Granted. You are only able to knit one very long scarf. I wish for immunity against colds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiahida Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Granted. You lost your sense of smell. I wish for a perfectly cooked ham. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Granted. You are forever followed by the ghost of a vengeful pig. I wish for a really comfortable pair of jeans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Granted. If only they were not covered in offensive statements and profanity. I wish for a snow day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 (Man, looks like the spambots are using something like Chat-GPT now.) 14 hours ago, Faerie Braids said: Granted. If only they were not covered in offensive statements and profanity. I wish for a snow day. Granted. All water you attempt to drink freezes into unmeltable ice. I wish for a very cute stuffed animal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 33 minutes ago, Lunamor said: (Man, looks like the spambots are using something like Chat-GPT now) Quote I've seen a couple of them in the past few months. They make one post, maybe a few more, and then never come on the website again. And they're all formatted weirdly, like this one. The font is different, and there's the [Your Website's Name] thing. Kinda gives me the creeps. 35 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I wish for a very cute stuffed animal. Granted. It is not flame-resistant. I wish for meat lovers pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Granted, but all the meat is either overcooked or undercooked. I wish for a bag of sentient arms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 51 minutes ago, TwinSouls said: Granted, but all the meat is either overcooked or undercooked. I wish for a bag of sentient arms. Nightblood I wish for a bow and arrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Granted. You have terrible aim. I wish for a twin a year younger than me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Granted, you get the other twin as well. I wish for snow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Granted. It’s yellow. I wish for a three dollar bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Granted. Because there isn't a $3 bill in USD, nobody will accept it as payment. I wish for a puppy that loves me a normal amount. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Granted. Your lawn now randomly eats everything on top of it. I wish for a plant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Granted. There's a plant...aka a spy, in your school or workplace. And you don't know who it is. I wish my lawn would only eat what I want it to eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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