TwinSouls he/him Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Granted. I wants to eat you for some reason, and wil chase you around your school. I wish for unlimited, unbroken, mechanical pencil lead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Granted. It piles up around you and multiplies until it’s covering the entire universe. I wish for a pet cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 3 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said: Granted. It piles up around you and multiplies until it’s covering the entire universe. I wish for a pet cat. Granted, it is invisible. I wish for a lightsaber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Granted. You forever have the Imperial March playing in your head. I wish for nunchucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 4 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted. You forever have the Imperial March playing in your head. I wish for nunchucks. That’s a bane? Everytime you use them, you hit yourself in the face at least once. I wish for a pair of pears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 5 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: That’s a bane? Everytime you use them, you hit yourself in the face at least once. I wish for a pair of pears. After several years, it becomes quite the bane. So no change then? Granted. You are allergic to everything but potatoes. I wish for a giant Union Jack flag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Granted. The Irish and the Scots are both trying to burn it, as they each hate England more than the other. I wish for a hug and a kiss from my girlfriend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Granted. You run out of toothpaste 30% faster than normal. I wish for cotton candy that doesn’t make things all sticky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Granted. This cotton candy makes anything it touches spontaneously combust. I wish to survive being hit by lightning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Granted. Your hands are now invisible. I wish to safely visit the moon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Granted. The trip back will not be safe. I wish for the ability to teleport. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 31 minutes ago, TwinSouls said: Granted. The trip back will not be safe. I wish for the ability to teleport. Granted. You always land in a tree. I wish for a new black fluffy sweatshirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Granted, but it is made out of live cats, that scratch you every 2 and 3 quarter minutes on the dot. I wish for understanding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 1 minute ago, Scars of Hathsin said: Granted, but it is made out of live cats, that scratch you every 2 and 3 quarter minutes on the dot. I wish for understanding. Granted. It is blue and squishy and yells "BOB" at you every ten minutes. I wish for a pig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Granted, it is green, and gives you green eggs and ham every day. On a plate. I wish for the ability to understand why people are people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 granted it overwelms you turning you insane i wish for the ability to be able to write better books than brandon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 granted, but you finish none. I wish for the ability to cure anything, including things that happen to myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Granted. You are constantly having to cure yourself because you are constantly getting all of the diseases. I wish for onions to not make me cry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Granted. Now cutting bread makes you cry. I wish for an international mandate that bans flourescent lighting in favour of mood lighting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Granted. It becomes impossible to hide your emotions, as the color of nearby lights is now synced to your mood. I wish for my hair to never tangle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Granted. Your toilets clog every time you flush, no matter what I wish for a left sock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Granted. It spends its days pining for the right sock. I wish for a turtle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Granted. The world is now a disc resting on the shoulders of 4 elephants standing on the back of a giant turtle. The turtle obeys what you tell them*, but they can't hear you because their ears are in the void and in space no one can hear you cry, so it doesn't matter. I wish for a lightbulb. *Astrobiologists are still debating the turtle's gender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 granted, you forget what you thought of to summon it though. I wish for world peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Granted. It’s achieved Uvara style. I wish for a normal sleep schedule. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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