Lunamor she/her Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Granted. You get a Firefly class spaceship. It lands on your house. I wish to have a monkey tail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 granted, you're a kitsune. I wish for nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 The Nightwatcher is rather peeved by this, so she gives you a bane anyways. Your eyes and eyebrows switch places. I wish for a strand of unicorn hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Granted. It's still attached to the unicorn, who has a problem with people trying to take it's hair. I wish for a talent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Granted. Evil librarians are constantly chasing you. I wish for 20/20 vision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: Granted. Evil librarians are constantly chasing you. I wish for 20/20 vision. Granted. You have 4 ears. I wish for tomato tree. (Yes, I know that doesn’t exist.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Granted. The tree only blooms every other decade or so. I wish for a The Evolution 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 The Nightwatcher, not knowing what that is, gives you a fish with legs. It stole your legs. I wish for peace and quiet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 On 2/2/2024 at 3:33 PM, Lunamor said: Granted. Evil librarians are constantly chasing you. I wish for 20/20 vision. Granted. You have a constant itch. I wish to be able to time travel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted, you travel through time the same way as everyone else I wish for a pet dragon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. You get a pet dragonfruit. I wish for animosity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. Your friends become your enemies and your enemies become your friends. I wish for headphones that perfectly cancel all noise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Just now, Lunamor said: Granted. Your friends become your enemies and your enemies become your friends. I wish for headphones that perfectly cancel all noise. Granted. They cancel all noise but don't seem to fit no matter how hard you try. I wish for a Speedy The Cat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. The Nightwatcher doesn’t really know what that is, so she gives you a really fast kitten with a collar nametag that says “Speedy”. It enjoys clawing your furniture. I wish to understand what people are wishing for without resorting to Google. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. You get hit on the head by a dictionary. I wish for slopes to be nerfed irl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. The Nightwatcher, now beginning to question her understanding of pop culture references and slang, makes all ski slopes bunny slopes. You can only ski while facing backwards. I wish for night vision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 5 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted. The Nightwatcher, now beginning to question her understanding of pop culture references and slang, makes all ski slopes bunny slopes. You can only ski while facing backwards. I wish for night vision. Granted. You lose peripheral and daytime vision. I wish for Activision to become better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. Every opponent in a multiplayer match uses aimbot against you. I wish for a boogie board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. It replaces any skill you have at dancing (and not in a Folsom Smedry kind of way). I wish for a cup of hot chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. Every time you speak in something other than a whisper, you somehow manage to stub your toe. I wish for a very long scarf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 15 hours ago, Lunamor said: Granted. Every time you speak in something other than a whisper, you somehow manage to stub your toe. I wish for a very long scarf. Granted. You cannot wear anything else ever in your entire life. Good thing it's several metres long. I wish to be able to freeze time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. You perpetually feel like you are about to sneeze, but are unable to. I wish for a pocketknife I won’t accidentally hurt myself with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. You now have the impressive ability to accidentally hurt yourself with spatulas and dental floss, at great frequency. I wish for the ability to sing every note on the piano. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. Your hand is now permanently super-glued to a stand mixer. I wish to be able to dance the moonwalk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 1 minute ago, Lunamor said: Granted. Your hand is now permanently super-glued to a stand mixer. I wish to be able to dance the moonwalk. Granted. You can only do it on the moon I wish for a Night Fury from httyd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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