Lunamor she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. You lose all of your teeth. I wish for a bubble blower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. It runs off of dish soap I wish for the tropic of Capricorn to become 5° lower than normal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. Every goal you make is just barely too hard. I wish for a jar of jam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Granted. The jam inside is inaccessible I wish for imaginary numbers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 (edited) Granted. You are now terrible at opening jars. I wish for a sculpture of George Washington made out of candy corn and watermelon chunks. Edit: Ninja’d, but I guess it still works. Edited February 4 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Granted. You are now allergic to sugar. I wish for an enormous collection of varied, coloured pens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Granted. Everything now smells like fish. I wish for the ability to type extremely fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Granted! Whenever you type, however, you inevitably end up typing the Bee Movie script instead of whatever you'd planned to type. Also, you now have an irrational hatred of turtles. I wish to know what to major in 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Granted. College admission goes up by 500% for you. I wish for 196.9 million mi² of extremely potent weed killer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Granted. The EPA is now after you. I wish for some tater tots and a fanny pack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Granted, the tater tots double every second. I wish to know what the EPA is and why they are after me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 The Nightwatcher informs you that EPA stands for Environmental Protection Agency, and they're after you because NO ONE NEEDS THAT MUCH WEED KILLER. The Nightwatcher doesn't get a chance to give you a bane, though, because the EPA breaks in and drags you away for being a hazard to the environment. I wish for the ATLA live action movie to have never existed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Granted. The Netflix adaptation is worse. I wish for a bomb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Just now, The cheeseman said: Granted. The Netflix adaptation is worse. I wish for a bomb. Granted. you get a bomb... pop. I wish for a free, small, semi permanent, Ghostbloods tattoo on the inside of my left wrist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Granted. Your hair is constantly tangled. I wish for some lava that is safe to touch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Ok, but you cannot touch water, without dying an extremely painful death, akin to you touching lava I wish to control the elements 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 (edited) Granted, you are now Dimitri Mendeleev, and can control the periodic table. Your bane is that the avatar is now after you. I wish for the dustbringer honorblade. Edited February 5 by Aetherbound more useful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Granted. Your house is perpetually dusty. I wish for the weather service to actually have correct predictions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Granted. Doctors no longer have correct predictions. I wish for a stylish hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Granted. You have to wear a Mokian retiring king outfit whenever you have the hat on, however. (See Alcatraz 5 for reference). I wish for Hollywood to have good, original ideas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Granted. Your feet are backwards. I wish for perfect eyesight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aredor Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Granted. You now have imperfect hearing. I wish for my curse to be a blessing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Granted. Your blessing is now a curse, which entails making you say everything with a heavy layer of sarcasm. I wish for the ability to always pick up on sarcasm accurately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Granted. You alway interpret metaphors, idioms, and allegories incorrectly. I wish to only need four hours of sleep per night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Granted. All thrown baseballs within a radius of a mile are drawn towards your face. I wish for the ability to remember my dreams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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