LightRinger he/him Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Granted. It can’t speak or act on its memory. I wish for a bag of Cheez-its. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Granted. Everything you eat now becomes slightly undercooked. I wish for mosquitoes to not bite me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Granted. Now trees bite you, instead. I wish for greater skill in tap-dancing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Granted. You suck at normal dancing. I wish for more time to sleep in every morning without having to go to bed earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Granted. Your schedule now unavoidably keeps you up until at least 3 am. I wish to be done with school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Granted. The earth is taken over by hostile aliens who enslave the human race. School is no more, but at what cost? I wish for a chinchilla friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 granted. it kills aliens and ai who try to take over the earth. like, eradicated from the face of the Galaxy. I wish for a fish who can and will beat whatever Pokemon ROM hacks and fan games on command by telling it the game. >=) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Granted. It seeks to become independent and rebels against you. I sigh autocorrect would stop autocorrecting "wish" to "sigh" so I don't have to go back and change it so many times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Granted. However, your grammar skills are significantly worse now. I wish for a pair of Warrior's Lenses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. You have a constant headache that doesn't seem to be affected by painkillers I wish for the ability to ski decently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. All snow within 10 feet of you immediately evaporates. I wish for super speed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. Your shoes burn off every time you use it. I wish to be able to pull the pictures of food out of cookbooks and eat them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. Within 30 minutes, the food leaves your stomach and returns to the picture, leaving you hungrier than you were before. I wish for a friendly tiger cub to keep as a pet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. It’s family will hunt you for the rest if your life. I wish for ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. You now have two ears of corn. Also, your nose is upside down. I wish for a ball of yarn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. Your cat (if you don’t have one, you now have one) eats it. I wish to be invisible at convenient moments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Just now, TwinSouls said: Granted. Your cat (if you don’t have one, you now have one) eats it. At least I got a cat out of that. Excuse me while I take my new cat to the vet. 1 minute ago, TwinSouls said: I wish to be invisible at convenient moments. Granted. You're highly visible at inconvenient moments, however. I wish for a name for my wished-into-existence cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 3 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: At least I got a cat out of that. Excuse me while I take my new cat to the vet. Granted. You're highly visible at inconvenient moments, however. I wish for a name for my wished-into-existence cat. Granted. It’s a name you will forever hate. Spoiler So… I get to glow? I wish for Lightbulbs that can change color. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 2 minutes ago, TwinSouls said: So… I get to glow? I don't see why not. 3 minutes ago, TwinSouls said: I wish for Lightbulbs that can change color. Granted. They change colors in the radio part of the spectrum, and therefore is indistinguishable as actually changing color to the human eyes. I wish for roller skates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. Your feet are now roller skates. I wish to be able to eat paint and get energy from it like I do from food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. Your skin color changes to correlate to the paint you ate. I wish for teeth immune to plaque. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Granted. However, a rogue dentist extracts your teeth and sells them to the Tooth Fairy as a unique specimen. I wish I had a blueberry muffin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Granted, you receive 100 identical muffins, 99 of them are poisoned but one is fine I wish to for vegetables to taste good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Granted. All other foods taste bad. I wish to be able to make other people less tired without making myself more tired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 (edited) Granted. You cannot yawn Edited March 27 by TwinSouls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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