Faerie Braids she/her Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Granted. He comes to life as Odium's Champion. I wish for the ability to hear spoken spelling errors... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Granted. Whenever yo write, all the words are spelled wrong. I wish to get a girlfriend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Granted. Your girlfriend just so happens to be a cremling. I wish to get my dream job - writing for Wizards of the Coast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Granted. You have permanent writer's block. I wish for the second Rithmatist to finally come out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Granted. You go blind. I wish for my cremling girlfriend to be a human. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Granted. Every couple of hours you are spontaneously flung ten feet in the air and slammed to the ground. I wish for a llama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Granted. The llama keeps trying to eat your hair. I wish for a weird hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Granted. You get another layer of your hair. I wish for Wind And Truth to come out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Granted. Since you didn't specify when, it gets pushed back another two years. I wish for my bane from Thursday (see below) to be lifted. Spoiler I cannot put a spoiler inside a spoiler anymore, but I nEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEd to! lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 5 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: Granted. Since you didn't specify when, it gets pushed back another two years. I wish for my bane from Thursday (see below) to be lifted. Hide contents I cannot put a spoiler inside a spoiler anymore, but I nEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEd to! lol Granted. Every spoiler you put another spoiler into has to have words in it as well. I wish to have the self-control not to start opening spoiler boxes which I know have more spoiler boxes inside them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience he/him Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 8 minutes ago, Ookla said: Granted. Every spoiler you put another spoiler into has to have words in it as well. I wish to have the self-control not to start opening spoiler boxes which I know have more spoiler boxes inside them. Granted, but you have to look here: Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler I wish for time to hurry up for the next couple months. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Granted. The Earth spins slightly faster, and it makes you constantly motion sick. I wish to be able to ice skate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Granted. Global warming sky rockets. No more ice. I wish for Moash to get good again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 10 hours ago, Experience said: Granted, but you have to look here: Reveal hidden contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents I wish for time to hurry up for the next couple months. Nope. Still no self-control. 2 hours ago, TEFT4EVAH said: Granted. Global warming sky rockets. No more ice. I wish for Moash to get good again. Granted. Unfortunately, Odium kills hime before he gets a chance to make things right. I wish it was ten degrees warmer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Jerk Granted. It is then multiplied exponentially. I wish to become Unity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Granted. Teft goes berserk and tries to assasinate the king. I wish for the ability to do my chemistry homework in less than an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, TheFrugalWizard said: Granted. Teft goes berserk and tries to assassinate the king. I wish for the ability to do my chemistry homework in less than an hour. Um.. the king is already dead. Have you read all the Stormlight Archive novels? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 (edited) 1 hour ago, TEFT4EVAH said: Um.. the king is already dead. Have you read all the Stormlight Archive novels? You should of put that in a spoiler box, but it's fine. I have already read that part. I am on Oathbringer. I get it! You're new! Please always put spoilers in spoiler boxes. That's not the point anyway. You want a different bane? You can and must read the minds of everyone within fifty feet of you. Edited April 1 by TheFrugalWizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 4 hours ago, TheFrugalWizard said: I wish for the ability to do my chemistry homework in less than an hour. Granted. However, eating now takes you a minimum of two hours per meal. I wish for a good idea for an April Fool's prank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Granted. Someone puts a fake parking ticket on your windshield. I wish for a sigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Granted. You get a mirror. I wish to be cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Granted. Your body temperature is now 0° C. Hope that's sufficiently cool for you. Also, you have sunglasses now. I wish for a functioning longbow. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. All your arrows shatter as soon as you put them on the string. I wish to be able to draw so I can illustrate my own stories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. You can't write. I wish to be able to do a flip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. You can do a singular flip. After doing said one allotted flip, your balance becomes terrible. I wish for a mini nuclear reactor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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