strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted the potatoa fall from 1000 feet in the air I wish for a girlfriend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wierdo he/him Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted. It's your great grandmother. I wish for new pants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted they are completely shredded. I wish for less homework. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather He/Him Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted. There is physically less of it but it is 10 000 000 times more difficult. I wish to be able to respawn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted, but only when you die of unnatural causes. (Get sick? No Respawn. Fall off a cliff because you were on your phone? Come on back!) I wish to not be nervous around people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted, you are now nervous when you're alone. I wish my work was done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted. It becomes undone after five minutes. i WiSh FoR mOtIvAtIoN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted. You are motivated to do something pointless. I wish for a doughnut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash67 Where’s/Perry Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted. You now must always spell it as ‘donut’ I wish to be able to loop my voice on itself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted. It's an eternal feedback loop and you go deaf after a few minutes of high-pitched screaming. I wish for my art teacher to forget all about this project I don't want to do and give me an A. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 (edited) I’ve got a great idea for Glass’s that I’ll share after these fantastic people who have been here for a while respond. Edited May 13 by WhyEverNot_8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Granted. Everyone you ever met forgets who you are entirely. I wish I could play video games and lifeguard simultaneously and just hear a buzzer go off whenever someone was drowning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stick Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Granted. However, the buzzer is ultrasonic and outside of human hearing. I wish for my washer to have a filter that automatically catches stray pens in the pockets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Granted but when you walk close to it it shoots them at you as high speed projectiles I wish for a nice pair of pants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Granted. While your pair of pants is nice, all of your shirts become mean. I wish for a full, solar eclipse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Granted! But it happens to be while you’re in prison for stealing books. I wish that I could get my forge set up sooner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Granted. You can only make weapons. I wish that my nose wasn't so stuffy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Granted. You lose your nose. I wish that any animal I touch gains human intelligence as long as I am touching it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Granted. You lose human intelligence whenever you touch an animal. I to have skin that is impervious to bullets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Granted, but only ones going at exactly 1 m/s I wish to be able to remember everything that I have learnt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stick Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 Granted. You can never learn anything new! I wish for a less temperamental oven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 Granted. It's too nice to heat up. I wish for more school days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 Granted. School is now all day and all night with no breaks. I wish that I can never run out of money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 Granted. You are overcome with insatiable greed and the economy collapses. I wish for a cicada. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 Granted. Where one goes, thousands more will follow... (actually though, going to sleep to the sound of cicadas is so soothing. i miss it.) I wish for a live cricket in a cage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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