LightRinger he/him Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 Granted. You must now edit your post so that it reads: “GRANTED. You have her locked in your closet, and she’s begging you to release her.” I wish for $9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 Granted. You can only use it on your least favorite food and when you buy it you have to eat it and can't give it to anyone else. I wish for an infinite supply of salt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger64 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 Granted. You cannot leave the ocean. I wish for a koala. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 25 minutes ago, Ranger64 said: Granted. You cannot leave the ocean. I wish for a koala. Welcome to the Shard, Ranger64! Granted, but the koala has red eyes and wants to eat you. I wish for a strong immune system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 (edited) Granted. You’re extremely allergic to everything. I wish for the ability to do a backflip. Edited August 1 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Granted. You can no longer walk; you have to backflip everywhere. I wish to feel better soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Granted, however you now have large tusks. I wish for a quick visit into the future. (Just to ease my worries regarding my future and the state of the world. And grab a copy of future cosmere books while I'm at it.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Granted but everything you bring back instantly disintegrates I wish for a group to play DND with(never have played but think it would be fun to do) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Granted, but everyone’s schedules never align. I wish for fish on this dish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 (edited) Granted but you can only eat fish on that dish and you can't wash it ever. I wish for one of my chickens to lay purple eggs. Edited August 2 by BlueWildRye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Granted the inside is a gross purple people don't wanna eat or touch or see I wish I could disappear.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Granted, but everyone knows where you went I wish for all of the limited edition Ice breakers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Granted, all ice in proximity to you shatters. I wish for more wishes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Granted, but you can’t speak. I wish for Lightning powers!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 ——————————————— ———————————————————— Spoiler I can’t talk, what’d you expect?!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 (edited) Granted, but you can only speak with bad spelling. I wish for better lightning powers. Edited August 2 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Grnated, butt yuu oonlie havv thee boneus pouers,, nott thhe bayse litening powwrs. Jussst hellp mee taalk aand textt nurmal plsss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Granted but you have to use underscore instead of space I wish to be able to understand how others feel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Granted, but you scream out the feelings you see in people. I wish to read minds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Granted but you can't read anything else. I wish school began one day later so that I could watch the Civ 7 first look livestream at 1:30 PM PT, on August 20. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, but school is now 12 hours a day 6 days a week for the rest of the year. I wish for the ability to change my eye color. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted but Everytime you do your eyesight gets slightly worse I wish for a girlfriend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, but you two will never get married, fight very often, and will never break up. (Oh, and there may be more than a few fist fights) I wish for good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, but every time you get lucky a person slaps you. I wish for a Rithmatist sequel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted. You have lost the ability to read. Or understand anything that is read out loud. I wish for stormlight 5-10 to appear right in front of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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