Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Quote Uh-oh, I can't answer this one... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said: Quote You probably could, actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 3 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: You probably could, actually. Quote Hmmm... Granted, @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug is now able to restore zombies, but all zombies are transformed into Epics. I wish for control over epics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rd Of The Everstorm He/Him Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, you now control the Experimental Physics and Industrial Control System, have fun I wish for a pad of sticky notes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, here is a bunch of your math class notes drenched in glue Yay!! I now have control over all particle accelerators and telescopes!! I can rule the world! I wish for control over Epics, the powerful beings found in The Reckoner series written by Brandon Sanderson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rd Of The Everstorm He/Him Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, but you have to do a Native American rain dance every time you want to speak to them, and you can only use monosyllabic words I wish for some Goo-be-gone, my hands are sticky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, right after you clean your hands off, they fall off. I wish for the power of unprocrastination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Quote Is it just me, but I have I never heard of Goo-be-gone before Granted, you now have the power of noitanitsarcorp. I wish to never make a mistake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 (edited) 1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said: Is it just me, but I have I never heard of Goo-be-gone before Quote It’s not just you. Granted, now everyone forgets whenever you make a mistake, anytime you change something they will consider it normal. I wish for the power of shape shifting. Edited August 6 by Vyzkel Willbender Forgot to wish for something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Yayyyyyy I now have all the boons I need to take over the world!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 2 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said: Yayyyyyy I now have all the boons I need to take over the world!!!! Bane: you are living in a different dimension. I wish that I could read four time faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 You can now read a book called Four Time faster. I wish for invisibility. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 17 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: You can now read a book called Four Time faster. I wish for invisibility. You now are invisible, also blind. I wish to read books four times faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 9 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: Bane: you are living in a different dimension. Heyyy I didn't make a wish! Granted, but your comprehension level has dropped to a toddler I wish to return to Earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 35 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said: Heyyy I didn't make a wish! Granted, but your comprehension level has dropped to a toddler I wish to return to Earth. You return 3000 years ago. I wish to be handed a hundred dollars in gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 (edited) 12 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: You return 3000 years ago. Wut? is this 5024 now?? Granted, you are now the lucky owner of a super duper thin, like 2 nanometers thin 100 dollar bill made of gold. (Oh, btw, the bill isn't US dollars. The bill is in the currency of the mice living in Iran) I wish to return to my home in the year 2024 in August on the 6th without any negative side effects or negative circumstances. Edited August 6 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Granted. The next day you are sent back to the future. I wish for an ice cream cone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Granted. Enjoy your ice-cream-designed traffic cone! I wish for the future to be better than the present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Granted, Thanos comes and wipes out the half the population. I wish that all people have a good sense of self. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Everyone is now a shadow of their best self I wish Thanos doesn't exist Spoiler btw pardon my bad attempt at making a pun/reference 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted someone who just wants to eliminate all people now live I wish I could live my life happily 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. Buuuuuuuuuuuut. It's your 8th life after this one. So. You have a long way to go. Especially since your gonna be living to the ripe old ages for all of your 7 lives before that one. And in your 8th life you life happily, yes, but you also tragically die in a car crash when you're young. I wish that guy was dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted, but now he gets to skip ahead to his second life. I wish for a pile of 100$ bills 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. Here you g- ... Uh... Ooops. I may or may not have accidentally dropped your money in bird poop... I wish for nine lives 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted, you don’t remember anything from your past lives. i wish for perfect memory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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