strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted but you remember them too perfectly that everyone hates you and your now a neat freak I wish for a cannon to shoot.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 (edited) 1 hour ago, strmblsd said: Granted but you remember them too perfectly that everyone hates you and your now a neat freak I wish for a cannon to shoot.. Granted, but no news of any cannonball-struck wreckage reaches you, and as you go about your life, you become increasingly aware that you can just faintly hear the whistle of an incoming projectile... I wish to have the capacity to turn any curse to my advantage. Edited August 7 by Longshot97 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 (edited) Granted, you can now change curse words into anything you want, the person cursing will only realize after they say it that it wasn’t what they wanted to say. I wish to be able to summon food whenever I want. Edited August 7 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted, you won’t be able to eat it. I wish to be short 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 1 minute ago, Edema Rue said: Granted, you won’t be able to eat it. I wish to be short Granted everyone else gets taller so you comparatively are shorter I wish to be able to see my friends 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 (edited) 2 hours ago, strmblsd said: Granted everyone else gets taller so you comparatively are shorter I wish to be able to see my friends Granted. However, the aforementioned cannon strike is delivered with surgical precision. I'm sure you can guess where [EDIT] Sorry, I sort of broke the game. I wish to overcome my chronic procrastination. Edited August 7 by Longshot97 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. You lose all human intelligence. I wish that I could have a cheeseburger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted, you now have a burger patty made entirely of cheese. I wish that I can do a perfect backflip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted, but right after you execute your perfect backflip, your whole body will collapse face-first onto the ground. I wish for more time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. As Einstien said, "Time is relative" so your perspective changes, allowing you to see that having no time is he same as having all the time in the world. So you have no time. I wish for an in-n-out double double. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted, you now have a resin-sealed double-double to decorate your room. I wish for a cool sword. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. It is microscopic so you can't see of use it. I wish for Reese's pieces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted, here is my friend Reese's pieces of eraser I wish for spren to exist in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted, Odium comes with them. I wish for a cool human-sized sword. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 (edited) Granted, but all living things within a mile freeze, crack and die. All living things within 5 miles of the sword gain extreme frost-bite. All living things within 50 miles of the sword get regular frostbite. And all living things within 100 miles get hypothermia. I wish for Odium to be splintered in SA 5 so he will not come to Earth Edited August 7 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. Earth explodes. I wish for some candy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted, it’s given to you by Pennywise. I wish for candy to appear in my hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. Your hand falls off. I wish for candy to appear in my mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. But the candy is poisoned candy I wish for tootsie rolls to be un-invented 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted, Choco-Chews replace them. I wish to be super muscular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. You are so muscular that you can't move. I wish for a burrito. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. You have an annoying song stuck in your head for a year. I wish for a sausage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 27 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: Granted. You have an annoying song stuck in your head for a year. I wish for a sausage. Granted. You get to see it being made from the very start. I wish for a bane-free boon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. You get attacked by the Joker instead. I wish for a fish on a dish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted, you are now allergic to fish. I wish to have a lightsaber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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