Lunamor she/her Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. One of your hands gets cut off, as is tradition. I wish for a dragon scale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Granted. It comes with the rest of the very big, very angry dragon. I wish for a shift key. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Just now, Longshot97 said: Granted. The sudden generation of plasma within a confined matrix so close to your mortal vessel vaporizes the blood in your veins. (You forgot your wish btw) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 (edited) 2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: Granted. It comes with the rest of the very big, very angry dragon. I wish for a shift key. Granted. However, you are now cursed to thumb-shift, and forced to undergo mildly suggestive treatment to the online entertainment of anonymous millions. I wish for a bead of lerasium. Edited August 8 by Longshot97 Uh, long story short, I goofed. It was partly mobile interface issues, but also an incredibly low IQ. I ended up hiding the first of a double-post. Please don't murder me ;-; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Granted. You cannot swallow it or ingest it in any way. I wish for the powers of a rithmatist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Granted, you’re deathly allergic to chalk. I wish to be a Mistborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Granted. You also get Midas' curse: everything you touch turns into gold. I wish for September to come. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 September will come at the same time it always does. i wish to know how to sleep at night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Granted. Every night at 9 PM, bad guys (you know, the ones from those movies who want to do evil things TM, just because ) come to kidnap you, drug you to make you fall asleep, and then forget to take you. So they come back and make you sleep every night. I wish for September to be already here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Sure, September now has a name I guess. January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, Already Here, October, November, and December! You got that kids? Good! NOw LeTS SiNg iT! Januuuuary, Februuuuary, Maaaaarch, Apriiiiiil, Maaaaay, Juuuuune, Julyyy, Augusssst, Allllreaaaaddddy Heeereeee, Octoberrrrr, Noveeeemberrrr, and Deeeeeeecemberrrrrr! I wish for Already Here to be named September 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Granted. October is renamed to Coming Soon. I wish for a chocolate milkshake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 2 hours ago, Unintelligenius said: Granted. October is renamed to Coming Soon. I wish for a chocolate milkshake. Granted. You have neither straw nor spoon to consume it with. I wish to have Feruchemical abilities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Granted but you can only store 1 milliseconds worth at a time I wish for a honorspren to bond me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Granted, an honorspren has now put you in bondage. I wish to have perfect balance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Granted your bank account has a perfect balance of $0 I wish for December to be named Not Soon Enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 3 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said: Granted your bank account has a perfect balance of $0 I wish for December to be named Not Soon Enough. Granted now your always late to wherever you go.. no matter what I wish that I had all 10 surges and the means to use them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 1 hour ago, strmblsd said: Granted now your always late to wherever you go.. no matter what I wish that I had all 10 surges and the means to use them Granted. An eternally starving Larkin has adopted you and now follows you wherever you go. I wish to be free of my online addictions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Granted, you no longer have any urge to use anything online, but if you touch, use, or even look at anything online you immediately die. I wish for infinite money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Granted, you now get a single penny every year for eternity. I wish for true love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Granted. Your true love dies. I wish for a million dollars every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted. A group of cutthroat bandits catches on just in the nick of time, forcing you to pay them no less than $1,000,000 every 24 hours in exchange for you not dying to an elaborately overkill sniper scheme. I wish to be able to alliterate perfectly on command. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Sure, but you lose understanding of every other literary device I wish to be on time to everything 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted. Every time you are on time for something you must cancel all your plans for the next six months and hibernate instead. I wish for the ability to run at the speed of light. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted, but you lose your legs I wish for a nice book 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted. You get a book that is titled "A Nice Book" but is completely blank inside. I wish for the Elder Wand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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