Vyzkel he/he Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 A single strand disappears. I wish for two dogs(both hypoallergenic). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Granted. You are now blessed with acute cynophobia. I wish for freedom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drehy he/him Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 You are struck with balefire and freed from the constrains of existence. I wish to become a deity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Granted. As the god of atheists, you have literally zero people who believe in you, and you’re doomed to live a sad and lonely eternal life. I wish I could come on the shard for the next few months and still avoid all spoilers for SA5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Granted, but you get spoiled for the next five books. I wish to speak without a lisp or rhotacisme 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Granted. You are struck dumb and can't speak at all. I wish for some yogurt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Granted. You have to make it from scratch. I wish for more rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Granted, it will come all at once though. I wish to speak in people's minds like Ruin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Granted. It's now illegal for anyone to wear metal piercings of any kind. I wish for a hurricane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Granted, it exists in your mind I wish to change the law 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 You are now able to change the laws of physics. I wish to control gravity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Granted but only for inanimate objects less than 1 pound. I wish for the ability to heal from my sivkness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 I'm not sure what's wrong with your knees, but you know have perfect knees I wish to control the events of the universe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drehy he/him Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Granted. You cause the universe to end. I wish for an infinite supply of tofu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Granted, but you receive the tofu when I cause the universe to end. I wish for lots of tofu too, but I want it now. And not the firm kind of tofu, the tofu should be soft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Granted. But the delivery business heard you wrong and now you have three semitrucks full of toes sitting in front of your house. I wish for a lightsaber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drehy he/him Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Soft?? You monster! Granted, you have a saber that weighs less than an ounce. I wish for a new phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Firm tofu doesn't taste as good!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 1 hour ago, Drehy said: Soft?? You monster! Granted, you have a saber that weighs less than an ounce. I wish for a new phone. Granted. Your coverage has now expired. I wish for a quill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 3 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said: Firm tofu doesn't taste as good!! That’s bold, claiming tofu tastes good at all 1 hour ago, Longshot97 said: Granted. Your coverage has now expired. I wish for a quill. granted. The feather is from a diseased pigeon, and he’s not happy you stole his feather… I wish I was paid a decent wage at work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 6 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said: That’s bold, claiming tofu tastes good at all AHEM, EXCUSE ME?!?! TOFU IS GREAT!!! I mean, sure, plain tofu isn't that good, but so is plain everything! Tofu is great if it's made right!!!!!!!! Granted, but the amount of tax you pay has been tripled I wish to have super senses 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Granted. Everything you see, hear, taste, etc. has been multiplied by a factor of 1,000,000 so you go numb from it and can't sense anything at all. I wish I had x-ray vision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Granted. You can no longer see in the visible spectrum. I wish for the Doors of Stone book ASAP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Granted. It is available when it gets released, surprisingly. You always feel like you just had your braces tightened. I wish I could remember everything that has happened in my life perfectly, a photographic (maybe video graphic?) memory since I took my first breath 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Granted, there’s so much information that floods your mind that you go into a coma. I wish to manifest a cheat sheet for whatever I’m doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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