Longshot97 he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Granted. You are now functionally incapable of secrecy or sneakiness. I wish for a functional NOKIA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Granted. Here’s something Nokia brand I wish everything I eat would taste perfect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Granted. You are now dead. It's too early in the morning to be creative. I wish for a genie in a bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 (edited) Granted, you can't make any wishes though, rubbing the golden lamp is part of the magic, and you can't rub a plastic bottle I wish for perfect pitch Edited August 13 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Granted when playing baseball you always throw a perfect pitch (for the other team). I wish for shoes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Granted. Your legs have been chopped off. I wish to be able to dampen pain when I feel it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Granted. Not sure why you want to be wet every time you get hurt, but sure. Oh and you consistently stub your toe every thirty minutes. I wish for a pair of eyes (that aren't mine). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Granted. They’re of the googly variety. Also, you now need a really strong prescription I wish I could play a musical instrument 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Granted. Ever hear of the nose kazoo? Oh, and you can no longer sing. I wish for a penny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Granted, you get a scrap of paper worth a penny I wish to learn the nose kazoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Granted, you’re now allergic to kazoos. I wish for super jumping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Granted. Every time you jump into the air you go 500 feet high. Have fun landing and not splatting everywhere. I wish for an elephant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Granted. Buffalo go extinct and everyone knows it’s your fault i wish I hadn’t just washed ALL of my clothes with a pen in one of my pockets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 (edited) Granted, it’s now ten pens. I wish to never lose pens. Edited August 14 by Vyzkel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Granted. They are forever out of ink. I wish to be able to think something and it get's written down on a paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Granted. Whenever you want to find that paper, and take you solid 30 minutes- 2 hours of diligent searching. I wish that n/0=16 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Granted. The universe implodes, but not before Pattern screams at you relentlessly for an hour about dividing by zero. I wish to not have braces anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Granted, your teeth will never be straight. I wish to be very flexible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Granted but you break bones in the process I wish to be able to read peoples minds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Granted. Firstly, you can only read the minds of men. and secondly, women can read your mind I wish I could skip lines and people wouldn’t get mad at me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Just now, Pineap-spider said: Granted. Firstly, you can only read the minds of men. and secondly, women can read your mind I wish I could skip lines and people wouldn’t get mad at me Ya know I ain't mad about that.. if girls could read my mind the girl I like would maybe see why I like her and maybe stuff would work... Skip me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 24 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said: I wish I could skip lines and people wouldn’t get mad at me Granted, but it only works for the dentist. I wish people would stop hating country music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 2 hours ago, Vyzkel said: I wish people would stop hating country music. fr Granted. Now all people hate all types of music, not just country. I wish to end world hunger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Granted, anyone hungry disappears. I wish that everyone can have easy access to food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Granted, cannibalism is now legal and highly recommended. I wish I could say things in other people's heads (admit it you would too) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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