Just a Silvereye he/him Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Granted. You are now drowning in almond milk. Literally. I wish to be less tired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Granted. You fall asleep and never wake up, so now you will never be tired. I wish for time to go faster, but only when I want it to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Granted. However, time is relative, and it only speeds up in your general vicinity. Therefore, over time you age much faster than your loved ones. I wish to have a good grasp of thermodynamics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 Granted. You can know hold thermodynamics tightly in your hand. I wish to be less nervous for my cross country meet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 Granted everyone else is faster than you I wish that this one specific girl I'm talking to right now likes me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 Granted, but it's already been granted before, probably. I wish strmblsd would make his "you lost the game!!!!" thing on his signature smaller and less noticeable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 (edited) Granted it's now red (I'll change it tomorrow at school.. I'm on my phone RN so I can't) I wish that I could go on dates Edited August 25 by strmblsd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 Granted, they’re all very awkward. I wish that the 17th shard had an app. 1 hour ago, strmblsd said: I'll change it tomorrow at school.. I'm on my phone RN so I can't) Spoiler You can change your signature on a phone, you just can’t see it with people’s posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 Granted, it works the same as the regular internet one on your phone. I wish I understood how to play D&D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 Granted, you have to be the DM every time (arguably the hardest job). Spoiler To be honest, learning DnD isn’t that hard, it’s basically those childhood imaginary games but with dice so someone could actually win. I wish for EVERYONE to learn how to play D&D. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Granted. You are the DM for everyone in the world at once. I wish for a better phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Null_84 He/him Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Granted. Your phone is absurdly huge. I wish I had motivation to draw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Hmmmm. Granted. You have no idea what to draw. I wish for a normal phone (how 'bout that). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Null_84 He/him Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 granted. It is extremely slow. I wish to be normal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 (edited) GRANTED, I GET NINJA'D. I wish Monday was off this week. Edited August 26 by WildRye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Granted, now there’s two Mondays the next week. I wish to be a pro writer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Granted, your fingers froze over, and your mouth got sealed shut though, so you can't share your stories with anyone. I wish for stormblsd to change his signature RIGHT NOW PLEASE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPECTRE120 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Granted, I hacked into the 17th shard database and changed it but changed it back 5 seconds afterwards. I wish for The Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Granted, but then it immediately teleports to my hand. I wish for great speed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 (edited) Granted but you can only use it for 1 second every day I wish for this certain girl to text me.. Edited August 26 by strmblsd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Granted. She texts you and says "you lose the game!!!". I wish to be able to read faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Granted, you can now read the words “you lose the game” faster. I wish to never lose the game again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Granted, you are now the undisputed tic tac toe champion. But you think about The Game every single day before you sleep 24/7 I wish for everyone to realize that cats are better than dogs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Granted. All felines keel over and die I wish wearing a backpack didn’t make my body feel 60 years older. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 *in GLaDOS voice* Granted. It makes you feel twenty years younger. You can no longer do anything. I wish to be able to do a really good GLaDOS voice irl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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