sanderfan she/her Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. You have no access to alomantic metals. I wish I knew what Dalinar's boon and bane were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screwloose Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, you are now a wolf who can choose to transform from a kind wolf to a not kind wolf. I wish for a zoo to hold all of the animals that have appeared in this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screwloose Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 (edited) Granted, your wolf form is mistaken for a wolfhound, knocked out by a young, female Mistborn and promptly fed to a Kandra I wish for my second T back. Edited November 27, 2014 by rabbitt773 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron he/him Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. In a reversal of fortune OreSeur kills TenSoon and your mind is ripped to shreds. I wish to own a black duster coat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I said moose. Moose can't be Mistborn. Probably. Challenge Accepted. To the Spike-Lab! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Lol, good luck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screwloose Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, you are OreSeur immediately before the Resolution. Hope you're OK being a mistwraith. I wish for the ability to worldhop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron he/him Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, but you return right before Ruin burns the world and you are unable to get to shelter before your body is boiled away. I wish to own a dancing baby Groot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, but you are incapable of eating the sushi, as you are allergic. I wish for the ability to incapable of receiving banes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 You are now cursed with awesome and can only think and speak in TVTrope terms (the horror!) I wish for the ability to make excellent sushi. Granted, but you are allergic to sushi. I wish for the ability to avoid all banes infinitely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged he/him Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted it flies of because it didn't need you. I wish I could find my GPS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melaan Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) Granted. You have found your GPS, but it will never lead you where you ask it too instead, and all it's maps will be Cosmere maps instead of actual roads.I want to own 'Warebreaker' It's one of the few books of Sanderson's I don't actually own yet.(Edit: Oops! LOL Lesson learned - Watch you spell check when you ask for boons of the Nightwatcher. ) Edited November 29, 2014 by Melaan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screwloose Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Granted, you receive a book about somebody going into shops and smashing up their wares. I wish for bacon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanderfan she/her Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Granted. It's soulcast bacon, so by eating it you're a cannibal. Maybe... http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/ I wish I could get into Brandon Sanderson's class at BYU. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Granted, you receive a book about somebody going into shops and smashing up their wares. I wish for bacon. Granted, but the bacon is deadly poisoned. I wish to own a chull. Why? ....To be honest, I don't actually know why. I guess they're just cool that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Granted. It's Mr. Krabs. I wish I had unlimited apple pie. Granted. The apple pie (made by Kabsal) is filled with Backbreaker Powder. I wish to have the ability to access the Internet with my mind at will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckeedee123 he/him Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you'll spend your entire life with random pop-up ads interfering with your vision. I wish that I would never get bitten by mosquitos. Edited November 28, 2014 by mckeedee123 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Granted, but you'll spend your entire life with random pop-up ads interfering with your vision. I wish that I would never get bitten by mosquitos. Granted, but instead of mosquitoes, you get parasites. I wish to be a scholar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Granted, but no one likes you because you're a know it all. I wish for a lot of compliments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) Granted. One night you are struck by lightning and turned into a moose Mistborn. I wish to be Mistborn. Edited November 28, 2014 by Windreader 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Granted. One night you are struck by lightning and turned into a moose Mistborn. I wish to be Mistborn. Granted, but right after you become Mistborn, you fall into an endless slumber which can never end. I wish for the ability to see into the future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanderfan she/her Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) Granted. You go mad from all of the things you see. I wish my sister would finish reading Words of Radiance. Edited November 28, 2014 by sanderfan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron he/him Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Granted. She loves it to the point of becoming obsessed and joins 17th Shard forums in order to sate her growing thirst for more Stormlight information. I wish more people would sign up to play Sanderson Elimination games. Mid-range Game 4 is open for sign ups and will start soon. Join the fun and backstab your way to the top. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you lose all knowledge you had in your current life. I wish for a pay raise. Edited November 30, 2014 by Marvin the Paranoid Androi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted, your car is razed though. I wish I could run Shadow of mordor on my pc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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