Redbird he/him Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted, but items on your person burn, as could the building/area you are in. I wish for aperture science artificial sweetener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted. You get dandruff. I wish for a snow day tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged he/him Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted your roof collapses from the snow. I wish the wind would stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted, but it will never blow again. I wish for an end to my current nightmare (life being very difficult right now). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged he/him Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Even the almighty Nightwatcher cant solve your problems. But I can make your life a little better, take an upvote don't worry about the curse from the sound of things your having enough problems. I wish for a brand new car. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted. Because of your earlier kindness, I will award you no curse. Just a nice Buick or Hyundai or something. I wish for a milkshake that will bring no boys to the yard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Even the almighty Nightwatcher cant solve your problems. But I can make your life a little better, take an upvote don't worry about the curse from the sound of things your having enough problems. I wish for a brand new car. Granted. You get into a car crash after...3 days. I wish for knowledge in engineering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, but it's in your least favorite field. I wish that Bayformers had never happened. Or rise of the dark spark. And Hasbro was having Guillermo del Toro do GOOD movies with the Transformers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, but we get 2 more Michael Bay TMNT movies. I wish the cake wasn't a lie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, but we get 2 more Michael Bay TMNT movies. I wish the cake wasn't a lie. Granted. You get the cake, but being from Aperture Science, they decided to make it your least favorite flavor. And if that didn't work, they filled it with poison. I wish for the book Sixth of the Dusk. (While still being able to read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, your hands and feet switch sides, left on the right and right on the left. I wish for an infinite cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. You get an infinite supply of moldy cookies. I wish to be able to control time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron he/him Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. You can control time only while hoping on one foot. I wish to be able to read and influence the minds of others at will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, it is a two way bridge though. I wish for some echindas and enchiladas to start the party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Granted. You also forget all about your current life. I wish for a way to control time without hopping on one foot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Granted. You have Alzheimer's disease. I wish for the most technologically advanced things the universe has to offer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged he/him Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Granted you have no idea how to make it work. I wish my internet wasn't so slow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killersquirrel59 he/him Posted December 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, but your computer now electrocutes you every time you log on. I wish for unfiltered access to the mind of Brandon. PS. It is pretty awesome to see this thing I started now at 34 pages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron he/him Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Granted but your interference makes Brandons books be released a lot slower causing the other members of 17th Shard to hunt you down. I wish to be immune to all mental manipulations from others while continuing to have unlimited access to their minds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Granted. You get a really bad headache whenever you read someone's mind. I wish I could control time without getting Alzheimer's disease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanderfan she/her Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Granted. You're a bendalloy misting, but every time you use your ability, you get extremely nauseated. I wish I was a Releaser, with access to stormlight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Granted, although you lose your dominant hand to a shardblade accident. I wish for nightblood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanderfan she/her Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Granted, although you lose your dominant hand to a shardblade accident. I wish for nightblood. First off, so worth it. Granted. You and Nightblood become best buddies, but then Vasher shows up and defeats you to get Nightblood back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted. You turn into a flea. I wish to not get nauseated by using my bendalloy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted, your new body is a bipedal sheep. I wish to be an aluminum misting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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