Alfa he/him Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted. It is an awakened puppy from Nalthis and has the order to follow you, make strange noises and bite everything around you. I wish for a set of Shardplkate and a Shardblade to protect myself from returned voidbringers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 You only get the plate. I'm sure you will be able to eat many delicious meals on that fanciest of platters. I want my puppy to go away! And never come back! -Gollum, lord of the rings 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Granted. Now all dogs don't like to be around you. I wish people didn't think I was dead again. Edited August 9, 2015 by Windreader 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa he/him Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted. Now you think about every other person as dead. I wish my "plate" to be awakened with the command to "serve food". By the way, no Horneater and/or Herdazian food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift he/him Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted. Now you think about every other person as dead. I wish my "plate" to be awakened with the command to "serve food". By the way, no Horneater and/or Herdazian food. Granted. The only food you want is Horneater/Herdazian food. I wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I wish.Your wish is incomplete. The Nightwatcher assumed that you wish for fish in your new fish dish. If you wish to eat some fish, swish above your new fish dish and clearly say, "I swish for fish." I want a squirrel. I don't just want any squirrel, I want a trained squirrel. All I've got at home is two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle and a bowl of goldfish and a silly old hamster! I want a squirrel. (Bonus points if you get both my references ) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 The Nightwatcher is not interested in getting your references... And gives you a squirrel. As well as a very big, house crashing Chull. The Chull and the squirrel are best friends, so the squirrel will go mad if you separate it from the chull in any way and vice versa.I wish to get both of references The Honor Spren mentioned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) I wish to get both of references The Honor Spren mentioned.The Nightwatcher gives you a copy of One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish by Dr Suess and of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl. You are forced to read them out loud in a crowded room, where everyone has to be quiet.I wish to ride my chull to freedom, with my squirrel on my lap. Huzzah! Edited August 10, 2015 by The Honor Spren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but then your Chull trips over the Improbable Stair and stumbles into Lightsong's bathtime, causing several horrible mental scars on all involved resulting in permanent blindness. I wish to be an Aluminium Gnat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atkion he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Ok, but instead of burning itself away, your aluminum seems to multiply, getting bigger and bigger until your stomach is full and you starve. I wish I had a tame, miniature chasmfiend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 You also get a horde of miniature alethi and a hord of miniature parshendi hunting behind it. You are not allowed to hurt the alethi nor the parshendi. I wish, that the people in the room where I have to read the books mentioned before were children and quite interested in hearing them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, those children are deaf and cannot read very well and have next to no hearing (i'm going to Braize) xD I wish to have the inverse boon of Lift and convert Investiture and it's mediums into edible, tasty food that i can digest (goodbye Aluminium) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted. You are banned from the cosmere and live now under the rule of evil librarians, who use magic (and not Investiture). And: thank you. The childrean are still required to stay silent. I wish for another awakened plate, that will serve me Herdazian and Horneater food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atkion he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but all the food was made by Rock, and has Chull Dung in it. I want a fabrial that will summon a delicious sandwich to me whenever i want 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Yes, but your worst enemies get to decide the definition of "delicious" I wish to have the memory of seeing Lightsong bathing to be erased from my mind. *shudders* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted. You now believe, that Brandon Sanderson will treat his characters as G.R.R. Martin does. (Probably this is even more disturbing) I want that no chull dung will exist in a 10-feet-circle around me. Ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atkion he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but you are suddenly buried in a mountain of a mix of Skyeel and Whitespine dung. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atkion he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 i want some ShardHeadphones (ultimate bass) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Granted, your headphones will play music so mindblowing that it causes you to shift into the Cognitive Realm at the most unfortunate and least appropriate times I wish to study this Librarian magic to create a multi-dimensional portal that bridges Alcatraz's world and the Cosmere, finally making The Reckonerverse Alcatraz Cosmere (sorry couldn't resist) and take over the Cosmere EDIT: Word order Edited August 11, 2015 by ParadoxSpren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Granted. Each character gets stuck in a different dimension than the others. I wish to not think everyone was dead. It's not fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atkion he/him Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Granted, now they really are all dead, and you hallucinate as if they are not. However, over time, you begin to realize that everyone you see is insubstantial and become very inwardly lonely, finally going completely insane from the built-up lack of company. I want a way to rid my mouth of the taste of that awful sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) Granted. You have no taste or smell. I wish everyone were not dead. I wouldn't have anyone to fangirl about Stormlight with Edited August 11, 2015 by Windreader 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Granted, but their primary fandom is now.......THE HERD and are too busy attending Bronycon to talk about Cosmere works I wish....to be a cloud, because i have major cloud envy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa he/him Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 You are a cloud on the internet, and the most random things are uploaded to you. For example Ponynquisitors or something like that. I want to be healed of the mental shock of the experience to sit in whitespine and skyeel dung. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted but, the only way to be healed is to find the old man on the top of Unclimbable Mountain who has the cure. I wish to know who the heck G. R. R. Martin is. And how he treats his characters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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