supersmith Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 granted. It breaks your brain. I wish for a legal way to not pay taxes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juanaton he/him Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 39 minutes ago, supersmith said: I wish for a legal way to not pay taxes. Granted. You no longer have any income and thus cannot buy anything either. Your bane is exactly the same as your boon. I wish this game more closely followed the rules of the Nightwatcher boons and banes instead of the trickery of Genies and Leprechauns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothing-Ridiculous he/him Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Granted but you can’t participate I wish for the ability to fall asleep at will 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersmith Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 (edited) Granted but your "sleep" is a coma. I wish to have the power to make people dance at random times. Edited September 11, 2018 by supersmith 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Granted, but everything you hear is sped up and backwards. I wish to be able to google things in my mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothing-Ridiculous he/him Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Granted but you are restricted to looking at websites pre 2000's I wish to be able to lucid dream 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Granted, but the one thing you can't control is the antagonist. They appear in every dream, and are able to counteract anything you do. I wish to never be hungry or thirsty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Granted, but you can never eat or drink again, so you will never be able to experience good food again. I wish to grow an extra pair of arms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Granted, but the arms cannot be retracted and those arms are kinda fat and hairy(it grows too fast so shaving is futile). I wish for to have my own version of spidey sense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Granted. Your own version of 'spidey sense' entails constantly having the feeling that spiders and running(crawling?) up and down your body. I wish for 6,452 dray weights in gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Granted. Your boon is that the gold, when touched, turns insubstantial until it is not being touched. I wish to be the protagonist in a high fantasy book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: Granted. Your boon is that the gold, when touched, turns insubstantial until it is not being touched. I wish to be the protagonist in a high fantasy book. Granted. Your boon is that you must live forever in the never ending cycle of rewashed ideas because your series is that profitable. I wish to change genders 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Just now, QueenOfInk said: Granted. Your boon is that you must live forever in the never ending cycle of rewashed ideas because your series is that profitable. I wish to change genders Granted. You must also change species, and you do not remember your past life. I wish to always have the perfect comeback. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaedr Firnen he/him Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 8 hours ago, Inklingspren said: I wish to always have the perfect comeback. Granted, but you will never again be in a situation where you need it. I wish for a personal minion who will do whatever I say. (I'm interested to hear the hilariousness of this, I will upvote whoever replies if it's good) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) 16 hours ago, Glaedr Firnen said: I wish for a personal minion who will do whatever I say. Granted, but the minion will never understand what you mean, and will interpret all your requests wrong. I wish that Inklingspren was intelligent. Edited September 13, 2018 by Ark1002 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) You can't wish for something that already is at it's peak.Your bane is that every day you get stupider and stoopider. I wish that @Ark1002 had wished something Edited September 13, 2018 by Inklingspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: I wish that @Ark1002 had wished something Granted, but his wish is insulting. I wish to be a skybreaker herald. Edited September 13, 2018 by Ark1002 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) Granted. You are a Skybreaker herald and the oathpact is going strong. Have fun being tortured for eternity. I wish I was Hoid... and I had Nightblood Edited September 13, 2018 by A stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Granted. But Nightblood's sheath is missing so you can never touch him without losing a ton of investiture. I wish for an endless supply of glue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaedr Firnen he/him Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, TheVillageIdiot said: I wish for an endless supply of glue. Granted, but every time you try to use some of it, it spills on you, and as soon as it touches you it dries. There is also no way to unglue anything once it has been glued by this glue. I wish to be able to do whatever I want with no negative consequences, for me or anyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Granted, your bane is that it all happen in your mind. So it never ever actually happens (and ever will for trying to trick nightwatcher) I wish for a talking doll who gives me life advises 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaedr Firnen he/him Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 hour ago, goody153 said: I wish for a talking doll who gives me life advises Granted, but the doll is super creepy, and no one else can hear it, so everyone thinks you are crazy. And the doll gives terrible advice. I wish to die for one week, go to whatever afterlife is real, and then come back to life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Granted, after returning whatever you saw in the afterlife. You don't ever wanna go there and the implications of every person going there slowly drives you insane in the real world. I wish for a great worldwide treasure-hunt suddenly take place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothing-Ridiculous he/him Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Granted, but the treasure is hidden in your house. You get killed in the chaos that ensues as thousands of people descend on your house to claim the treasure. I wish for it to be Saturday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Granted. Your bane is that you must go to school/work every Saturday. I wish for egg nog year round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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