Lunamor she/her Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 You forgot to put a wish, so I shall give you your own curse. I wish for the next post to be written in Spanish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailnaise she/her Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 (ugh i don't speak spanish...someone translate it.) Well the obvious bane here would be... You can now only speak spanish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailnaise she/her Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 I forgot to do a wish... Okay well here since I don't know spanish, I wish for someone to translate what I wrote in the last post into spanish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Here is your bane. You can't understand English, and will never be able to relearn it or any other language. Ha. My wish, I want to be a successful neuroscientist who saves many lives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 (ugh no hablo español...alguien traduzcalo.) Bueno el castigo obvio aquí sería... Ahora solo puedes hablar español. Like that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailnaise she/her Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Eluvianii said: (ugh no hablo español...alguien traduzcalo.) Bueno el castigo obvio aquí sería... Ahora solo puedes hablar español. Like that? I would assume so?? @Kelsier'sGodComplex The Nightwatcher has granted your wish, but you're student loans from college will never go away. Have fun with that I wish that Stormlight 4 could come out right now... Edited January 5, 2019 by Mailnaise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris she/her Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 @Mailnaise Here is you bane, Stormlight 4 will be released but when you go to read it, buy it or borrow it, it is unavailable or you can't find it meaning you will never get to see it. (this excludes stormlight 5 and so on...) I wish to live a fulfilling life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalakaar he/him Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 30 minutes ago, Eris said: I wish to live a fulfilling life Granted! You work in the Fulfillment Department for Depend Mens Underwear. I want a spren. Any spren. I'll even leave it open ended for the following person to be even extra terrible. I just want one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted, you get an angry anger spren from the cognitive realm. Good luck with that. I wish for some pancakes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris she/her Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted you get pancakes but each pancake you have will taste like it is overloaded with salt I wish for more time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Invocation Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) Quote I wish for more time Granted. Your time is now up. I wish for literally any book in the world that ever has existed. Edited January 6, 2019 by Invocation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted, you get one of those sad books where the dog dies in the end and are forced to read it. One that note, I wish for people to quit writing sad books where the dog does in the end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalakaar he/him Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 6 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted, you get one of those sad books where the dog dies in the end and are forced to read it. One that note, I wish for people to quit writing sad books where the dog does in the end. Granted, dogs start writing sad books about dogs dying in the end. (They're really bad at it too.) My boon this time is simple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted. I hope you enjoy your beer because is the only thing you'll consume for the rest of your life. I want to be able to solve complex math problems mentally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 55 minutes ago, Eluvianii said: Granted. I hope you enjoy your beer because is the only thing you'll consume for the rest of your life. I want to be able to solve complex math problems mentally. That's gonna be a short life. Granted! However, you now can't read. I wish I could meet my roleplay characters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris she/her Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted though they don't want to be your friend or get to know you. I wish I can become best friends with my favourite fictional characters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy she/her Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted. You now exist inside a book. After the last page, you cease to exist. I wish I had a pet dragon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted, but it’s a tiny little thing that likes to bite people’s fingers off. And toes sometimes as well. I wish for time to actually read my books! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy she/her Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted! Time has been frozen for you and you alone. It will never start again for as long as you live. I wish my shower was functional. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy he/him Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Joy said: Granted! Time has been frozen for you and you alone. It will never start again for as long as you live. I wish my shower was functional. Granted. You will now always smell like the inside of a dumpster. I wish for the ability to will away any sickness or ailments. Edited January 6, 2019 by Dizzy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailnaise she/her Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Except colds, because it wouldn't be fair to everyone else. I wish I could fly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalakaar he/him Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Mailnaise said: I wish I could fly. Turns out the Nightwatcher gets a bit confused and you become pretty fly for a white guy. (Yup, that means if you're not a white guy you just became one.) Vanilla Ice Cruising in your pinto 31 tattoo You're livin' the dream I want to make sweet beautiful sleep to my many pillows whenever I want and I want it to be socially acceptable to do so even if I should be at work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath he/him Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Dalakaar said: I want to make sweet beautiful sleep to my many pillows whenever I want and I want it to be socially acceptable to do so even if I should be at work. Granted! You now have narcolepsy, along with an uncontrollable urge to prove undeniably to everyone when you first meet them that you have narcolepsy. You carry around a folder stuffed with doctor's notes that verify your narcoleptic status for this very reason. Fortunately, this folder fits very nicely inside the many, many pillows that you carry with you everywhere you go. Your bane: you now have narcolepsy, so even though you can (usually) fall asleep whenever you want, sometimes you fall asleep when you don't want. This makes driving a vehicle very dangerous, among various other activities (extreme sports, moderately-treme sports, walking up or down stairs, operating heavy machinery, ladders... so on and so forth. Also, bears. Just a general warning: bears). I recommend carpooling, or getting a chauffeur if that's more your style. And bear spray, because, you know, bears. I wish that we have the technology. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy he/him Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Zath said: Granted! You now have narcolepsy, along with an uncontrollable urge to prove undeniably to everyone when you first meet them that you have narcolepsy. You carry around a folder stuffed with doctor's notes that verify your narcoleptic status for this very reason. Fortunately, this folder fits very nicely inside the many, many pillows that you carry with you everywhere you go. Your bane: you now have narcolepsy, so even though you can (usually) fall asleep whenever you want, sometimes you fall asleep when you don't want. This makes driving a vehicle very dangerous, among various other activities (extreme sports, moderately-treme sports, walking up or down stairs, operating heavy machinery, ladders... so on and so forth. Also, bears. Just a general warning: bears). I recommend carpooling, or getting a chauffeur if that's more your style. And bear spray, because, you know, bears. I wish that we have the technology. Granted!!! But now you have an abnormal fear that the robots are all out to get you. I wish I could have better internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris she/her Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 Your wish is granted, you'll have better internet but only works for an hour a day. I wish I could read faster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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