Arith Matic he/him Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said: Granted. However, you now must spend the rest of your life inside a steel box suspended 10 miles in the air with only a small planter and some wheat seeds for food. There is an incessant drip in the ceiling to provide water and only a Cryptic for company. Have fun. I wish that I had no more homework for History or English class. I can do that. this is too easy. no homework double the classwork. I wish that I could do this: But not inside a steel box suspended 10 miles in the air with only a small planter and some wheat seeds for food. There is an incessant drip in the ceiling to provide water and only a Cryptic for company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior she/her Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Granted. You can do it inside a titanium box suspended 9.9 miles in the air with only a small planter and some carrots for food. There is an incessant drip in the ceiling to provide water and only a creationspren for company. I wish that I had a range large enough to properly sing the Song of Durin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Granted, but now the only thing that you can say, sing, or write is the Song of Durin. I wish for a high quality laptop that weighs very little. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arith Matic he/him Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said: You can do it inside a titanium box suspended 9.9 miles in the air with only a small planter and some carrots for food. There is an incessant drip in the ceiling to provide water and only a creationspren for company. great. That makes me feel much better. The Nightwatcher grants you your wish and hands you a Cosmerebook light, one of the lightest laptops in all of the universe! Unfortunately that also means it is lighter that air, and generally acts as a physics paradox. Oh, and it flies away. I wish that people stop naming my very extensive MegaConstrux™ collection Lego (shut up they are more realistic and are much more able to be posed than Lego). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalakaar he/him Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Arith Matic said: I wish that people stop naming my very extensive MegaConstrux™ collection Lego (shut up they are more realistic and are much more able to be posed than Lego). Granted! Robots start calling them Lego too. *** I’d like my bane to be better than my boon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Arith Matic said: I wish that people stop naming my very extensive MegaConstrux™ collection Lego (shut up they are more realistic and are much more able to be posed than Lego). Granted, they start calling it Duplo instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Dalakaar said: I’d like my bane to be better than my boon. Granted, your bane is 2 blades of grasss and your boon is 1 and 1/2 blades of grass. I wish for a ruler that doesn’t slide when I am trying to draw lines with it. Edited January 12, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arith Matic he/him Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Lunamor said: Granted, they start calling it Duplo instead. great. That makes me feel much better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Lunamor said: I wish for a ruler that doesn’t slide when I am trying to draw lines with it. Granted, now the table slides when you try to draw lines. I wish to write a complex world without any contradictions as setting for a story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Granted, it’s a world in which everyone is a magical talking hotdog. I wish to be able to solve any math problem instantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Granted but you can't solve any communication related problems anymore. I wish to get a spren-bunny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Granted, but it is the size of a life spren and you keep losing it. I wish for the ability to wake up early in the morning without being grumpy or tired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalakaar he/him Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Lunamor said: Granted, but it is the size of a life spren and you keep losing it. I wish for the ability to wake up early in the morning without being grumpy or tired. Granted! You have lost the ability to wake up early in the morning. I wish for more hot chocolate to put in my coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teague she/her Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Lunamor said: I wish for the ability to wake up early in the morning without being grumpy or tired. Granted! You wake up each morning feeling camaraderie for your fellows, compassion for your “lessers”, and generally feeling like the energizer bunny! Better get ready to start your day: Bridge Four was just called... ———————————————— I wish to finish the SA series quickly, and have a great understanding of the world so I can have a proper conversation with you folks about it 57 minutes ago, Dalakaar said: I wish for more hot chocolate to put in my coffee. Granted, ALL of the hot chocolate...you never taste coffee again, and when you look up to thank your server, you meet the mooning eyes of Bortus in the simulator. ———————————————- I wish to have vibrantly coloured skin with a new texture and pattern. Edited January 12, 2019 by Teague 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Granted, you become a chameleon-person. Your bane is that your mind is also changed to that of a chameleon. I wish to be able to read multiple books at once and still understand everything in them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Granted, but you get three times the amount of paper cuts. I wish for a rock from mars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Granted, you get a rock from Mars, even better, you get all of Mars. Of course you need to take care of it so you are instantly teleported there. On the upside, you can breathe. I wish I didn't need to go to the bathroom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Granted. You never need to, for the rest of your life; this is because you don't consume anything, so it's a short life. I wish to be a good artist. I'm working on art right now, and it's painfully hard. JUST LET ME DRAW A GOOD PATTERN! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Granted, but now you must have experienced a traumatic childhood similar to Shallan’s. I wish for a snowflake that doesn’t melt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalakaar he/him Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I wish for a snowflake that doesn’t melt. Granted! You get a special snowflake in a safe space that doesn’t melt. (It’s not snow FYI) *** Hmm I would like one poster to give me my boon and a separate one to give me my bane. Edited January 13, 2019 by Dalakaar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Dalakaar said: Hmm I would like one poster to give me my boon and a separate one to give me my bane. Granted! The next person to post will give your bane. The Nightwatcher mutters to Cultivation, maybe should of thought that one out more... Spoiler That was a crappy technicality boon, those kinda suck, so here's your real boon. You get a jet pack that you can control telepathically and it converts trace atmospheric hydrogen into usable fuel while you fly so it never runs out of fuel. Edited January 13, 2019 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atium he/him Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 14 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: You get a jet pack that you can control telepathically and it converts trace atmospheric hydrogen into usable fuel while you fly so it never runs out of fuel. Granted but all hydrogen in the universe it destroyed. I wish for the ability to read the next three Cosmere books and understand how to use that ability. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) Granted, but it is a really bad story about where people able to smell really bad on command (the shard on the planet is called “Malodor”). I wish for some cheesecake. Edited January 14, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted. Your bane is that everything now tastes like cheesecake. So much so that you get sick of it. I wish to have fox tails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbringer he/him Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted. You are now a fox. I wish to be the absolute master of the Nightwatcher and she does everything I want her to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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