beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. You get my pain I wish that the pain would cease to exist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. The Nightwatcher does not approve of self-harm or masochism. She does like emotional pain, though, so she puts sad music in the background of your head. BoS's too. I wish for an ice cube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atium he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted, it is covered in salt I wish to know what to wish for, and to then wish for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. You store it in a coppermond and Spoiler Ati changes it I wish to bond a spren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. The spren was forced into their bond to you by a committee, and is incredibly resentful. It refuses to help you surgebind and, as it just so happens to be a fearspren, terrifies you whenever it gets bored. I wish to know all the secrets of Hoid's life (lives?). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. You realize he is simply a glorified amateur. I wish to be able to do a backflip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, AonEne said: I wish for an ice cube. Granted. You get a corrosive, radioactive ice cube made of tritiated water. Every hydrogen atom in your ice cube is the radioactive 2 neutron isotope of Hydrogen, tritium. The Nightwatcher put it in your lemonade, you noticed something was off when you saw that your ice cube wasn't floating and that your straw was melting. But don't worry, super heavy water is only mildly radioactive and has a half life of only 2 weeks. Doh, didn't see there was another page... @beantheboy12 Granted, you can now do back flips, unfortunately you always have to land your back flips doing the splits, and then you are compelled to scissor your legs together to rise up to a standing position and finish this move off by saying "Thank you, thank you very much" using your best Elvis impersonation voice ( which I gotta say is pretty decent). I wish I had a watch that uses tritium tubes for illumination in low light conditions because they're freaking awesome, come on Nightwatcher help me out. Edited February 7, 2019 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. They're made out of glass though. You drop them and they shatter everywhere. I wish I knew which surges void binding could do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Granted, however, you forget surgebinding. I wish to be able to change into any creature I want 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Granted. You can now turn into any creature you so desire. However, when you do, you must stay in that creature’s form for at least a year. And then, however long you spent as that creature you now have to spend as a human before you can again change form. I wish that I didn’t have to go to school today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) Granted. You have to go to the ER for cardiac arrest instead. I wish I had a billion dollars. Edited February 8, 2019 by beantheboy12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) Granted, but you literally drown in the money. I wish for psychological trauma. Edited February 8, 2019 by BringerofShadows GRAMMAR!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Granted I wish for the night watcher to give me no bane but my boon be a million dollars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) Granted. But this request defies the laws of the universe, so you become trapped in a paradox. I wish for people to get along. Edited February 8, 2019 by BringerofShadows MORE GRAMMAR! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: I wish for people to get along. Granted, there is no more conflict in the world because, in a single instance, the frontal lobes of every sentient being were removed. The world now looks eerily like the pictures on Jehovah's witness pamphlets, where people are stretched out on picnic blankets sharing food with lions, squirrels, eagles and bears, only all the animals and people are drooling a lot more. I wish that I could melt cheese using just the power of my mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Granted, there is no more conflict in the world because, in a single instance, the frontal lobes of every sentient being were removed. The world now looks eerily like the pictures on Jehovah's witness pamphlets, where people are stretched out on picnic blankets sharing food with lions, squirrels, eagles and bears, only all the animals and people are drooling a lot more. I wish that I could melt cheese using just the power of my mind. Granted, but it always burns. I wish for T-Series to loose all their subscribers. Edited February 8, 2019 by BringerofShadows *sigh* Grammar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death he/him Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Granted, but you instantly are transported to FE era and killed by a raging koloss. I wish for a healing factor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Granted, but it can only heal your pinky toe. I wish for people to subscribe to PewDiePie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer he/him Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 47 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: I wish for people to subscribe to PewDiePie! Granted, but for every subscriber PewDiePie gets, two people subscribe to T-Series. And three subscribe to DudePerfect so they can #TiethePie despite that being an obvious ploy to become the most subscribed channel. I wish for two randomly selected cities in the world to switch places, without the residents of them knowing about it. I'd also like a helicopter so I can fly over one of the cities and watch people's reactions when they leave the city limits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Granted, but you become blind when someone gets made at you and throws a banana at your eye. I wish for pyscholpgical pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, but then you lose it. One trillionth of a picosecond after you get it. I wish to meet Tyler Joseph (of TØP) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. You lose your sight and hearing. I wish for my dad to come back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) ignore this comment. Edited February 10, 2019 by Pagliacci 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (Lol I haven’t been on here in a year it’s nice to see this is still going) Granted, but no one in your family can remember him, causing endless shenanigans and unecessarily complicated emotions. I wish for a fully-functioning hyperspace-capable starfighter with a teddy bear on the dashboard. (The teddy bear is crucial you see.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 It's a TIE fighter and the bear is nanoscopic. I wish that you would be active again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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