The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted... that is literally both the boon and the bane I wish to be a full-blooded feruchemist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. You're too poor to buy metal minds. I wish that I could see Avengers Endgame now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, but you must now travel the world for the next 9 months carrying the horrible burden of not being able to speak of it to anyone on pain of being thanos’d if you spoil ONE. SINGLE. DETAIL. I SWEAR TO ENDOWMENT.... I wish to be not-poor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Granted. The IRS takes it all away. I wish you would join the alleyverse (PS. I love how Thanos is a verb now!) Edited February 10, 2019 by beantheboy12 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. once again. Boon and Bane. Are you sure you want to do this? i wish to know what Alleyverse is and what joining it entails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Granted. Click on the first link in my sig. You are now subject to cookie terrorism. I wish that I could have a personal helicopter. Edited February 10, 2019 by beantheboy12 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. The consequences of suddenly having a helicopter in your property that has no registration, no purchase history, no manufacturer’s markings, and a total lack of branding and explanation when you have no idea how to fly a helicopter play out accordingly. I wish to be an edgy, off the grid vigilante that partners up with his snarky AI sidekick that manages his nanotech-based alien War-Suit to bring down the various underground crime rings and shady government programs in the US. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jruesch2 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, The Technovore said: I wish to be an edgy, off the grid vigilante that partners up with his snarky AI sidekick that manages his nanotech-based alien War-Suit to bring down the various underground crime rings and shady government programs in the US. Granted, but all of your attempts to bring down the crime rings and government programs will have absolutely no effect. I wish that I could never be tired again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. You feel nauseous instead. I wish I could have a huge chocolate bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, but your boom is hrowing up for 3 days straight. I wish for more psychological pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, but you're in a coma for the entire time you're experiencing it. (Why do you want mind issues?) I wish for a dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, but it acts like a cat. I wish for a life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, you get the life of a murderer. I wish for a pair of socks that never disappear in the washing machine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. They disappear in the dryer. I wish for two tickets to Roshar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. You become spren I wish for a stark suit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Granted, good luck trying to fly the Iron Man suit. (Get it? Tony Stark) I wish to have enough money to live without having to work. Edited February 10, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, you are now on the run for blatant tax fraud. I wish for cookies that don’t stab my mouth with metal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Granted. They give your mouth splinters instead. I wish for a taco. Edited February 11, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (Okay I can live with splinter—*spren start pouring out mouth* I CHANGED MY MIND) Granted. You must now advertise Taco Bell on the corner of State St. and 4th. I wish to be able to successfully pull off the “bad boy” look. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. Bad boys become losers right after I wish for the identity of stick to be revealed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Granted. You discover that ‘stick’ is actually the descendant of “Trunk the Stalwart”, hero of the 236th Desolation. You must now live with your hand’s nervous systems being inverted. (I.e. grab something with your left hand, it feels like your right hand is holding something) I wish for a storybook story Edited February 10, 2019 by The Technovore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death he/him Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Granted, you no longer have feet. I wish for wings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Granted. They are ostrich wings I wish for pizza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted, but it's covered in anchovies. I wish I could learn all of schools information within a day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted. You are now an Era 1 Feruchemist. I wish for to not be tired 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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