beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted. They start hunting down his family instead. I wish for everything. Granted. Everyone has everything too (Benson’s family is dead already) I wish for ark to forgive me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 (edited) Granted, but he ends up offending you. I wish for hate. Edited February 13, 2019 by BringerofShadows Grammar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Granted. Hate leads to suffering -Yoda I wish to be the nightwatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Granted. Now you have to listen to endless dumb wishes I wish for agony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Granted. Hate—the magical talking leprechaun with a bubbly personality is now at your command. But now your knees are prone to sinus infection. I wish for a large bag of barbecue chips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate he/him Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Granted. However, your nose is now 150% it's current size, and has a strange mole that may or may not be cancerous. I wish to be able to go to and from alternate planets and universes at will, basically worldhopping into and out of any fictional TV show, movie, or book I desire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Granted. The universe makes you Stan Lee who is dead. I wish for Stan Lee to be alive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath he/him Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Stormgate said: I wish to be able to go to and from alternate planets and universes at will, basically worldhopping into and out of any fictional TV show, movie, or book I desire. Granted! All you have to do is focus on where and when you want to go in the story, breathe deeply, and sneeze. Ta-da! You're in Roshar! Or Newcago! Or the Shire! Or Endor! Or Hogwarts! Or Central City! Wherever you want! The ability even extends to video game worlds! Wow! Welcome to Aperture Laboratories! Or Hyrule! Or the Mushroom Kingdom! And so many more! You have to wait 5 minutes before you can world-hop back out of a world, though, so be sure to pick a place and time that will be relatively danger-free for at least 300 seconds after you arrive. Your bane is that at random times, commercials impose themselves on whatever reality you happen to be in at the moment, superseding everything else that's currently happening and demanding your total attention. They're the most annoying, poor quality advertisements ever devised by the twisted minds of marketing. And they're all for goods and services that you already have. Fortunately, for just $19.99 a month, you can upgrade to Worldhopper Premium and go ad-free! ...If only you could figure out how to access your account and actually upgrade your stormin' subscription! ARGH!! Ninja'd. Storms. 17 minutes ago, beantheboy12 said: I wish for Stan Lee to be alive Granted! Stan Lee lives in your basement. If you didn't have a basement before, you do now. He eats all your food and never cleans up after himself. It's worth it, though, because every other day he pops up and delivers an utterly hilarious one-liner before hobbling back to your basement to read comics. He's a terrible house guest, but boy, can he make you laugh. I wish to be the ninja. Edited February 13, 2019 by Zath 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Granted, on your first mission, you fall out of a 10th story window and become paralyzed! You can only move you neck which makes you unable to use your ninja skills! Don't worry, the mission was successful! I wish for a stuffed animal giraffe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Granted, but its made out of spike. I wish for people to shut up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Granted. *Waits five seconds* ... I wish that the last post wins will beat the longest thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Granted, but every time you sneeze, you will sneeze out a vital organ. I for the abilities of a kandra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Granted. Your spikes are removed. I wish to be Mistborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) Granted, but you are transported to a planet with no metals. I wish for a drum set. Edited February 14, 2019 by BringerofShadows GRAMMAR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 On 2/11/2019 at 6:17 PM, The Technovore said: Granted. You are now an Era 1 Feruchemist. I wish for to not be tired *Wonders what the bane was* Granted, but it only plays Let It Go. I wish for a pizza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Granted, but it is a vegan pizza. I wish for a koloss sword. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Granted. A koloss thinks it looks cool. I wish I could find true love today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 23 minutes ago, Ark1002 said: *Wonders what the bane was* Granted, but it only plays Let It Go. I wish for a pizza The bane is you’re an Era 1 Feruchemist, as in living in Era 1 Scadrial 2 minutes ago, beantheboy12 said: Granted. A koloss thinks it looks cool. I wish I could find true love today. DUDE SAME. Granted. But now your feet are pointed backwards. I wish to be Kirby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Granted, but you get K.O.’ed by Sheik. I wish for death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Granted. You're resurrected. I wish for a box of chocolates 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Granted, but they were the cheap kind. I wish too watch Forrest Gump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Granted. Everyone else forgets who he is if they knew before. I wish for you to stop asking for death and pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Granted, he wishes for your death instead. I wish for a purple coat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Granted. It's too small. I wish for @Ark1002 to change his rank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) Granted, he changes his rank to Adonalsium. (Sp?) I wish for @beantheboy12 to change his rank to spren, and to betray the Ghostbloods. Edited February 14, 2019 by Kelsier'sGodComplex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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