AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Read my title. The Nightwatcher surveys you, then directs you to a forum where everyone is miserable - but there are no shipping threads. I wish for MORE shipping threads, with everyone being nice and debating calmly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwordNimiForPresident the sword/that sword Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, AonEne said: Read my title. The Nightwatcher surveys you, then directs you to a forum where everyone is miserable - but there are no shipping threads. I wish for MORE shipping threads, with everyone being nice and debating calmly. As the Nightwatcher grants your wish, the Cosmere enters a state of perfect harmony. The three realms collapse and merge into a non dimensional infinity. All experiences return to the One and its purpose is finally realized. The one wishes for new experiences. Edited March 10, 2019 by SwordNimiForPresident 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 hour ago, SwordNimiForPresident said: Granted. You can only post hate in shipping threads. I wish there were no more shipping threads. Quote Actually, that a dream come true. I hate shipping so much that I make my characters unshippable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 (edited) 'Unshippable' isn't possible, BoS. Trust me on this one. Edited March 10, 2019 by AonEne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) Fine. Ship Cosette. Ship Anastasia. @AonEne I wish for shipping to stop. Permanently. Edited March 11, 2019 by BringerofShadows WISHING 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Granted. Amazon will never send products again. I wish for you to ship Rayalum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) Granted. Then Rayalum dies. I wish for all love to become tragedy. Edited March 11, 2019 by BringerofShadows GRAMMAR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Granted. Calaudum is shipped. I wish I had a frog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Granted, it dies. I wish for unlimited fresh poppy seed muffins that I can eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 19 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for unlimited fresh poppy seed muffins that I can eat. Granted, they are all wearing metal chains and blast rap music. I wish for a blue lizard. I dunno why, I just want one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equinox Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted, they are all wearing metal chains and blast rap music. I wish for a blue lizard. I dunno why, I just want one. Granted. But now you can’t see the color blue anymore. I wish for a recipe for poppy seed muffins (do you @Kelsier'sGodComplex or anybody else actually have one they could share?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath he/him Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 On 3/9/2019 at 4:13 PM, The Technovore said: You set that scene up beautifully @Zath, do you happen to be an aspiring writer? Thanks! I've considered becoming an author, yeah. 45 minutes ago, equinox said: I wish for a recipe for poppy seed muffins Granted! The Nightwatcher does a quick Google search, jots down the following recipe on a leaf, and then hands it to you. Ingredients 3 cups all-purpose flour 2-1/2 cups sugar 2 tablespoons poppy seeds 1-1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1-1/2 teaspoons salt 3 eggs 1-1/2 cups milk 1 cup canola oil 1-1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1-1/2 teaspoons almond extract Directions In a large bowl, combine the flour, sugar, poppy seeds, baking powder and salt. In another bowl, whisk the eggs, milk, oil and extracts; stir into dry ingredients just until moistened. Fill greased or paper-lined muffin cups two-thirds full. Bake at 350° for 20-25 minutes or until muffins test done. Cool in pan 10 minutes before removing to a wire rack. Serve warm. (Recipe from Taste of Home's website.) ... I wish for peace in our time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Zath said: ~snip~ Awesome! Same story here! Although I don’t really put in the time like want to be/should be... it’s funny how with all the roleplay here, you can really tell the difference between the aspiring writers and... those who are not aspiring writers. There’s just a love for the scene thst you can really feel whenever they post y’know? anyhow... 1 hour ago, Zath said: I wish for peace in our time. The nightwatcher cracks a grin. “Finally, It’s you. I’ve been waiting so long.” She closes her eyes and tilts her head to feel the sun on her face. “It has been done. Thank you Zath. You’ve saved us all.” Above her head, the sky cracks, blue and white light spilling out of the seams that stitch the world together. A deep rumbling emenates from the ground, from the plants, from the air itself as the earth takes a deep sigh of relief. You stare up in wonder as the light intensifies, and as the cracks spread. Other colors join the blue and white—green, red, black, yellow—the full spectrum of light and energy joins in and bathes the earth in warmth. The nightwatcher begins to laugh. Beginning a low chuckle, it quickly becomes a mad, hysterical laugh. She points to the East, at the horizon line of the mountains and sky. “Look!” A golden light seems to concentrate... first a pinprick, then a flame, then a star. It shines with terrible power and destruction. “He cannot possibly stand against the Collective! It’s over! It’s finally over!” The golden light concentrates from a star back into a tiny point, before blazing across the sky in a single, powerful beam. It flies overhead, consuming everything and threatening with all the rage and hatred of divinity. Just as you’re nearly convinced you’re doomed to be consumed, the beam impacts against the sky itself, pressing against the cacophany of colors. They contest for a few, precious, breathtaking moments. If you haven’t figured it out before you’ve now realized you are witnessing history on an infinite scale. The golden light falters, then fades, before being blasted back by a brutal unleashing of raw power. When your vision returns to you, the harsh golden light is gone, utterly destroyed. Standing above you in the air dozens of beings radiating light of all colors survey their newly-reclaimed home. They cry out in unison, their voices gentle, yet piercing, drowning out all noise and enveloping continents. “WE ARE THE COLLECTIVE. YOUR GODS HAVE FAILED YOU. WE WILL SAVE YOU. CEASE YOUR WARS. CEASE YOUR STRIFE. PROGRESS, GROWTH, AND PEACE WILL BE PROVIDED FOR YOU. THE WAR IS OVER. THERE WILL BE PEACE. FOR ALL TIME AND ALWAYS.” The Nightwatcher smiles at you again. “Thank you. Your bane is that you’ll have garlic breath for the rest of your life.” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Are you gonna wish? I wish for a new pair of running shoes. @equinox My recipe is as follows. Go to Costco find poppy seed muffins buy them leave the store eat them 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Granted. But then you get polio and are paralyzed from the thigh down. I wish for people to remember to wish. *Cough Cough* @The Technovore *Cough Cough* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Just now, BringerofShadows said: Granted. But then you get polio and are paralyzed from the thigh down. I wish for people to remember to wish. *Cough Cough* @The Technovore *Cough Cough* Granted. However they all wish the same wish and it is the same wish that the first wisher in the wishing thread wished. I wish for some chocolate ice cream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) Granted, but it tastes like Vanilla. I wish for a wish that grants me more wishes. Edited March 12, 2019 by BringerofShadows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, but it tastes like Vanilla. I wish for a wish that grants me more wishes. Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes, thus caught in a endless cycle of wishing for more wishes. I wish the ability to write a good book, and then somehow create a new Cosmere book with Sanderson Edited March 12, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Granted, but it never gets published. I wish to live in a paradox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) Granted. Your gradnfather died of polio at the age of 8, and your bilogical father is completely infertile. And yet, you exist. Have fun with that. Also your feet hum when you stand on tile. Quote [insert a bunch of people calling me out on not wishing here] I’M SORRY OKAY? XD I wish for a meteor of solid gold to land in my backyard without wrecking my house or my family. Edited March 12, 2019 by The Technovore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 49 minutes ago, The Technovore said: Granted. Your gradnfather died of polio at the age of 8, and your bilogical father is completely infertile. And yet, you exist. Have fun with that. Also your feet hum when you stand on tile. I’M SORRY OKAY? XD I wish for a meteor of solid gold to land in my backyard without wrecking my house or my family. Granted, it wrecks both. I wish for my phone’s camera to consistently work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantus he/him Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted, it wrecks both. I wish for my phone’s camera to consistently work. Granted. It consistently works at 10 DPI I wish for a cure to all illnesses 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginger_reckoning Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 Granted. There is now a cure to all illnesses. You don't know what it is, but it's there. So, that's cool. I wish for the letter C to stop existing. All instances are replaced by K or S. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 (edited) Granted. “V” is also transformed as a phenome of “U”, and “W” is also replased by “U”, as well as “X” by “S”, and “d”, “p”, and “q” by “b”. Now that the English language only konsists of 20.5 letters and all books are utterly uorthless, an angry mob of historians, authors, english teachers, and lawyers are now after your heab, and will likely kook, kik, and otherwise kause you to sease to exist. I wish to marry my true love for time and all eternity. Edited March 13, 2019 by The Technovore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night Watcher Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 Granted. Unfortunately, the Night Watcher is a Zoroastrian and the world is soon consumed by fire. I wish I didn't feel tired and didn't need sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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