Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lunamor she/her]

6 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, you can’t go to the Church of the Stick. 

 

 

 

 

I wish that Notre Dame didn’t catch on fire.

Granted, everything in France but the Notre Dame catches on fire.

I wish for a bunny.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But it keeps running away.

 

 

 

I wish for a wish.

[AonEne he/him in an enby way]

On 4/19/2019 at 8:26 AM, Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker said:

...white-noise.

*read this as WhiteRose and got worried for a second there*

On 4/19/2019 at 10:55 AM, Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker said:

Granted, but by president I mean the “President of the Ramen Noodle Society.”

So Beram, and by extension @Zath.

12 hours ago, Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker said:

I wish that pineapple on pizza becomes illegal.

*this post sponsored by @Voidus*

[overlord stick]

VOIDAPPLE

[Lunamor she/her]

22 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish for a wish.

Granted, it’s a wish for giant sized feet.

I wish for perfect video game skills.

[overlord stick]

Granted, you're the best fortnite play in the world, but also the cringiest.

I wish fortnite would die already.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, you're the best fortnite play in the world, but also the cringiest.

I wish fortnite would die already.

Granted, it gets revived as basedae.

I wish for a pear.

[overlord stick]

granted, but its an evil pear.

I wish Mistborn Birthright hadn't gotten canceled.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but the Skyward sequel gets cancelled.

 

 

 

I wish that I wasn’t short.

[overlord stick]

Granted, you're tiny.

I wish there was a Skyward movie.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, it sucks.

 

 

I wish that I could be spider woman.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. But someone steps on you.

I wish to be great at composing songs that people liked.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But you go through a mental breakdown like Britney Spears.

 

 

 

I wish that SA 4 would be out already.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but it has a Moash redemption arc.

I wish for Moash to never be redeemed.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But he becomes even worse than before. (If thats even possible)

 

 

 

I wish that I could go and watch all of Avengers Endgame.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but they screwed up the movie and it's absolutely horrible.

I wish that Avengers: Endgame will be better than Infinity War.

[Merlin]

Granted. But you never get to actually watch it, you just have all spoiled on a wikipedia page.

I wish for tom kha gai soup.

[Honor's Radiance]

Granted, but now it's the only thing you're able to eat without being sick.

I wish to stop getting bronchitis when I have papers due.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, your grades are now all Fs, so your parents punish you. Harshly.

 

 

 

I wish that my RP would be successful.

[AonEne he/him in an enby way]

Granted, but the Earth in it blows up from the nukes.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But you overdosed on Advil.

 

 

I wish that my plot in my RP was good.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but it becomes inactive.

I wish I had more time for 17th shard.

[Awaken Returner she/her]

Granted, you now have less time to sleep.

I wish I was less shy.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, you're socializing on the forum now! But, its also just the forums (welcome to the 17th shard btw!)

I wish that Sanderson could sign books near me, not in Germany

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. But they're not Sanderson books.

I wish I didn't have a bunch of end of term assignments and final projects due soon.