BringerofShadows she/her Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 (edited) Granted, now you have Malaria and Lead Poisoning. I wish that our world was perfect. Edited May 10, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog he/him Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 (edited) Granted, the world is perfect. However, humans are not. Your bane is that you are have to watch all of this, and can't doing anything to stop it. Over time, the new generations learn NOTHING. They repeat the mistakes of the generations before them, building horribly inefficient and polluting factories, cities, and more, all the while killing the environment and ruining the lives of millions. The world was once perfect for them. They had a chance. And they MESSED. IT. UP. Now they're dead. I wish that this doesn't happen. Edited May 10, 2019 by Mushroom Catalog I forgot a wish... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger he/him Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 47 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said: I wish that this doesn't happen. Granted but humans destroy the planet anyway. I wish for the blessings of grit and intelligence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 (edited) Granted, you have the grit and knowledge to finish that math test. Other than that you’re average. I wish that my Science teacher wasn’t mean. Edited May 10, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 5 hours ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, you have the grit and knowledge to finish that math test. Other than that you’re average. I wish that my Science teacher wasn’t mean. Granted. Now they have turned into Professor Binns from HP. They aren’t mean, but are incredibly boring. I wish for my computer to be easier to scroll on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Granted, but you din’t get a bane because you are amazing, @Lunamor. I wish that I didn’t have to wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Granted, you didn't have the wish but somebody did have a wish which had a backlash on you regardless. I wish my lust was satiated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Granted. But is satiated by a not-very attractive woman. (Like me) I wish that people wouldn’t wish for things like that. (I’m prude, okay?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 On 5/11/2019 at 1:34 PM, BringerofShadows said: I wish that people wouldn’t wish for things like that. (I’m prude, okay?) The Nightwatcher grants your wish happily, with the effect of no humans ever feeling any sexual urges ever again (romance still happens, the physical lust is simply removed). It's up for debate whether that's a bane or another boon. (And everyone, I agree, can we not wish for stuff like that?) I wish for a good song recommendation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 26 minutes ago, AonEne said: The Nightwatcher grants your wish happily, with the effect of no humans ever feeling any sexual urges ever again (romance still happens, the physical lust is simply removed). It's up for debate whether that's a bane or another boon. (And everyone, I agree, can we not wish for stuff like that?) I wish for a good song recommendation. Granted. The Nightwatcher has a rather, er... interesting taste in music. She summons Parry Gripp, who proceeds to rather loudly sing “It’s Raining Tacos”. I wish for a taco that doesn’t have everything spill out the bottom when I try to eat it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutterspren she/her Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Granted, but the bottom of the shell becomes all soggy. I wish I could find my pencil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) Granted, turns out it’s in your stomach. I wish Ink would get the Shard back. Edited May 13, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Granted, but then there's an extreme solar flare, destroying his computer and all the rest of the technology around the world. I wish my cousin @Rosharan A.C. would go ahead and post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arith Matic he/him Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 You know that's a good idea. The Nightwatcher, who is very familiar with waiting and generally forgetful folk on the popular video game Destiny 2, is very empathetic to this sort of thing. So, she tells you that @Rosharan A.C. will post, but will pull a me and only post once every say, six months I wish that My Destiny 2 clan would go raiding with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Arith Matic said: You know that's a good idea. The Nightwatcher, who is very familiar with waiting and generally forgetful folk on the popular video game Destiny 2, is very empathetic to this sort of thing. So, she tells you that @Rosharan A.C. will post, but will pull a me and only post once every say, six months I wish that My Destiny 2 clan would go raiding with me. Granted, you end up dying 37 times and it takes you 12 hours to complete. I wish for better penmanship. Edited May 13, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Granted. But there is no penmanship with typing, so it’s basically useless. I wish I has bettr grammr und speeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Granted instead "Odium Reigns" I wish for a perfect real Taco 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Granted, you can't eat it. You can only stare at it. Forever it will be in your vision, making you go insane with want. I wish for a muffing, that I can eat, that is not a lie, and it stays fresh forever! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Granted, but soon you discover that it is not a muffing but a muffin. (Bolded because it's a TLT thing to take typos and make use of them). I wish to join the Leadership team for my band. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Granted. But all the saxes and trumpets are in it, so you guys never get anything done. I wish that I wasn’t weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Granted, but you can never harm anyone on TLT(m) ever again I wish for friday to happen twice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Granted. Now Monday happens twice too. I wish that I could hurt the Narrators on TLT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 "Granted, but they're Narrators. They can feel pain, they just heal themselves, since, you know, they're immortal and whatnot. Your bane is that I'm here now" Narrator Truthless said with a grin. "I wish that I will get a good grade on my test." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 "Granted, but on the final you forget everything and fail badly." Narrator Ghanderflaffle said as she slid in. "I wish for more Narrators!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jruesch2 he/him Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said: "Granted, but on the final you forget everything and fail badly." Narrator Ghanderflaffle said as she slid in. "I wish for more Narrators!" Granted, but they aren't narrating anything. (BTW, I did quit my job and have another one lined up for me. I'll prove the Nightwatcher wrong!). I wish college was as easy as kindergarten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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