Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 Granted, you can only play with auto jump on, everything inverted, and with one of the fortnight mods I’m sure exits. I wish for a nice day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 Granted, but then you have as many horrible days as it'll take Branderson to finish all the Stormlight books. I wish for school to end a week after it starts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 Isn’t every day that Sanderson doesn’t publish a book an awful day already? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 19 hours ago, WannabeWorldhopper said: I wish for school to end a week after it starts. Granted, but the law now requires that you have a minimum of 432 semesters of school. And your only break is the week in between semesters. I wish that I had a pet sloth with superpowers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I lost my flute Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 Granted, but that sloth will die in a month. I wish I had all of Waynes hats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 Granted, but they are all a size too big, even though you have a perfectly normal sized head. I wish for teachers to understand the concept that students have a life outside of school 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but they are all a size too big, even though you have a perfectly normal sized head. I wish for teachers to understand the concept that students have a life outside of school But it’s untrue! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 On 7/21/2019 at 4:13 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but you have the incredible pain of having spikes literally driven through your body, have a deity of evil literally whispering in your ear constantly, and you’re slowly being driven mad. Being. Driven. Mad. Heh. 1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but they are all a size too big, even though you have a perfectly normal sized head. I wish for teachers to understand the concept that students have a life outside of school Granted, but student's stop having a life outside of school a week later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElendVenture Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) On 6/19/2019 at 5:32 AM, BringerofShadows said: Granted. But [REDACTED] turns out to be a trip to Chernobyl, so you get cancer and die. I wish I could go on a tour of Chernobyl. No, you don't, you wish for cherry pie and that is granted I wish that I get good grades (meaning A for all of them) for the rest of my 432 semesters. Edited August 7, 2019 by ElendVenture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) 1st of all, I do want to go to Chernobyl. 2nd, don't tell me what to think. 3rd, I actually have a pretty good understanding of what happened and how it 'works' today. I have done several presentations. (Also read all of the Wiki article, which uses a lot of complicated terms) 4th, I will become a Nuclear Engineer soon. @ElendVenture Edited August 7, 2019 by BringerofShadows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElendVenture Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 6 hours ago, BringerofShadows said: 1st of all, I do want to go to Chernobyl. 2nd, don't tell me what to think. 3rd, I actually have a pretty good understanding of what happened and how it 'works' today. I have done several presentations. (Also read all of the Wiki article, which uses a lot of complicated terms) 4th, I will become a Nuclear Engineer soon. @ElendVenture Fair enough. My uncle is a nuclear engineer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 On 8/7/2019 at 3:39 AM, ElendVenture said: I wish that I get good grades (meaning A for all of them) for the rest of my 432 semesters. Granted, but suddenly, you’re grades are meaningless. Society has fallen, and school with it. All of the grades you worked hard to earn are flushed down the drain as you wish you spent more time preparing for the apocalypse instead of staying in school. I wish for a perfect memory; one that I can perfectly recall whatever I want and forget whatever I wish as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossamund Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 Granted but you're prone to forgetting important things on a whim. Leading to all your important memories quickly being eroded. I wish for a megaton of helium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Rossamund said: I wish for a megaton of helium. Granted! Attached to your wrist is a steel braided cable that extends up to a mylar balloon containing your megaton of helium. The megaton of helium (1 billion kgs of it) has a volume of 5.6 billion m^3, which means that the mylar balloon you are attached to has a diameter of 2.93 miles. Unfortunately, you have precious little time to enjoy your helium as you rocket up to the airless expanse of the stratosphere attached to a balloon that's nearly twice as wide as the Golden gate bridge, and that has a lifting force capable of lifting 441 million pounds (which incidentally is enough to lift you and 100 blue whales). I wish that blue whales would start sightseeing using derigibles with glass walled, copper strutted steam-punk style conveyances. Edited August 12, 2019 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) Granted, but after exactly 2 years, 26 weeks, 5 days, 18 hours, 3 minutes, and 59 seconds, all whales go blind, preventing them from sightseeing. I wish to be able to enjoy early mornings Edited August 12, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 SPAAAAAAAAAACEWHAAAAAAAAALES Granted, but now you can’t stay up past 8 pm. I wish to be able to telepathically cook waffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 Granted, no bane for this amazing wish! I wish for a lot of waffles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 Granted. But you only get one bottle of syrup. I wish for a regular sized bottle containing infinite syrup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted, but the syrup is the worst you've ever had. I wish for a win in Surviv.io 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. he/him Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted, but that’s the only thing you’ll win at. Ever. I wish the person who posts after me has a good day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted, but you have a good day too i wish for the next boon to not have a bane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 (edited) Granted, nothing happens I wish that I could control weather! Edited August 13, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted, but you have a little cloud that constantly follows you around and rains on you. I wish that I didn’t sweat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 30 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted, but you have a little cloud that constantly follows you around and rains on you. I wish that I didn’t sweat. Granted, you always feel hot, and for your bane, you live by in Death Valley and can’t move out i wish for vanilla beans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted. But they gain sentience and make their one goal the destruction of all other beans, including cocoa and coffee beans. I wish for a slushy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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