AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Just now, Llstml said: No, you granted my wish to be a fifth oath windrunner by making me be encased in a storm, so what does the Fifth oath part mean if I'm not a Knight Radiant? Oh. Okay, you curse five times during the whole ordeal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon Tia she/her Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 44 minutes ago, Llstml said: I wish to be an apprentice to Hoid. Granted you are an apprentice of Hoid.. Apprentice to become Worldsinger.. you are Azish. Your name is sigzil and you are very excited about this new opportunity but you have no idea you will end up in bridge 4.. where you will become an apprentice again and remain an apprentice.. I wish to become the first human to land on Mars surface and come back to earth alive and healthy.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Granted, but you are only healthy on the outside....(ha ha ha) you have all the mental disorders in existence, until you can no longer function as a human being, and you can't tell anyone about life on Mars. Also, if you could, no one would believe you. You are delusional. I wish for perfect intonation when I play the cello. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for perfect intonation when I play the cello. Granted, everytime you try to play the cello, a crack would open up on the earth spewing cello players, each of such skill that all who listen to their music weep at its beauty and kill themselves when it ends, but for your own protection, you are immune as you are now deaf I wish to become a master of Kung Fu! Edited November 25, 2019 by Honorless it's >its 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, Honorless said: I wish to become a master of Kung Fu! Granted. Now your moves impress the greatest martial artists and you can't find anyone who can surpass you. You get a skill for a skill however and your ability to walk becomes ludicrously clumsy. So much in fact that you can barely walk two steps without hitting the floor face-first, crashing against a wall, or somehow tripping other people taking them to the ground with you. I wish not to sleep in tomorrow (I should be asleep already but, projects and procrastination and stuff). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Eluvianii said: I wish not to sleep in tomorrow (I should be asleep already but, projects and procrastination and stuff). Granted! Insomnia is yours! Just kidding, you won't fall asleep tomorrow, but the day after tomorrow before the sun sets, you shall prick your finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and fall into a deep slumber like death. And in this sleep, you will experience perpetual nightmares. But there is a way out: true love's kiss may release you from this curse... by killing you, for your body shall lie in an indestructible glass coffin from which only your true love may release you and in doing so, also release you from your mortal coil! i wish for the ability to grant superpowers Edited November 25, 2019 by Honorless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Granted, you may only grant the superpowers of having every stop light you arrive at turn red for as long as you are there, and also the power that every fork you pick up turns into a spoon. i wish for a dollar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon Tia she/her Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Granted here take it. *you look at the thing in your hand, confused and look back at the NW* what is this? NW cackles and replies “it is half doll and half polar bear, it’s name is dollar” happy cuddling.. * you were so spooked by the sinister smile that you grab the dollar close to your heart and run far away* I wish for a car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 3 hours ago, The traveller said: I wish for a car Granted, you are given the Tesla cybertruck, and shall be ridiculed for the rest of your days. I wish that I would become a cognitive shadow after I die, and live as a free cognitive shadow, not trapped or hindered in any way, for at least 1,000 Rosharan years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Granted, but you are sent to Threnody and have to live as a Shade, were you are, after 1,000 Rosharan years, destroyed. I wish for a snow day tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Granted, but snow plows come and shove all the snow of the roads, so you go to school anyways. I wish for less AP Gov homework. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for less AP Gov homework. Granted, your past is changed so that you were born in Mauritius, your bane is that you don't have a beach body I wish for florakinesis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but snow plows come and shove all the snow of the roads, so you go to school anyways. Jokes on you! My county doesn’t have enough money to pay snow plows! 1 hour ago, Honorless said: I wish for florakinesis Granted, but the Nightwatcher doesn’t know what that is, so you get a fish. (I’m guessing it means something about controlling plants with your mind.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog he/him Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Handerfle said: Granted, but the Nightwatcher doesn’t know what that is, so you get a fish. (I’m guessing it means something about controlling plants with your mind.) I think florakinesis is the ability to telekenis flora. So, control plants? Also, you forgot to wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 34 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said: I think florakinesis is the ability to telekenis flora. So, control plants? Also, you forgot to wish. Ah yes, I wish for a pet fish that is not dead. Also, school was just confirmed to be canceled tomorrow, so we have a true Nightwatcher. @Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog he/him Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Granted, an immortal shark falls out of the sky on top of you. You're slightly crushed, and the shark keeps freaking because it thinks it's dying. 20 minutes ago, Handerfle said: Also, school was just confirmed to be canceled tomorrow, so we have a true Nightwatcher. It's supposed to snow where I live, but it's somewhere around 34 degrees. Sometimes, weather apps don't make much sense. I guess the snow just won't stick... I wish for just enough snow to cancel school where I live, and no ice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 28 minutes ago, Handerfle said: Ah yes, I wish for a pet fish that is not dead. Also, school was just confirmed to be canceled tomorrow, so we have a true Nightwatcher. @Truthless of Shinovar Just wait until the snow plows come in. Just wait... just kidding!! That’s awesome!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 4 hours ago, Mushroom Catalog said: I wish for just enough snow to cancel school where I live, and no ice. Granted, but your curse is that the day after the snow temperatures will be 118 degrees and stay there for the rest of your life, and ice will cease to exist in the area you live in, along with everything else that that might keep people cool. I wish for 10,000 breaths, (the magic kind from Nalthis, not literal breaths) an Honorspren, bonded to me with all five Windrunner oaths, sixteen beads of Lerasium, of the same sizes that the original sixteen beads at the Well of Ascension were, a Harmonyblade which gives me the powers of a full feruchemist, (and cannot be stolen from me) the full powers of an Elantrian, futuresight like atium gives you when you burn it, and a constantly renewing itslelf with stormlight, completely stable, indestructible, unstealable, safe, perfect gemstone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 On 11/25/2019 at 7:37 PM, Llstml said: I wish for 10,000 breaths, (the magic kind from Nalthis, not literal breaths) an Honorspren, bonded to me with all five Windrunner oaths, sixteen beads of Lerasium, of the same sizes that the original sixteen beads at the Well of Ascension were, a Harmonyblade which gives me the powers of a full feruchemist, (and cannot be stolen from me) the full powers of an Elantrian, futuresight like atium gives you when you burn it, and a constantly renewing itslelf with stormlight, completely stable, indestructible, unstealable, safe, perfect gemstone. You stopped the game for days lol. I'll take this one. Granted! Your bane is every time you use any of these powers, you lose all of that power. If you use Awakening, you permanently lose all your Breaths. If you use Surgebinding, your honorspren pops away into never having existed, etc. I wish this game would continue going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 Granted, but you have to wait roughly 8 hours for it to continue. I wish for the time for my whole family to finish Dragon Prince Season 3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 10 hours ago, Ookla the Imperial said: I wish for the time for my whole family to finish Dragon Prince Season 3 Granted, but they hate it, and hate you for forcing them to watch through it. I wish for a good thanksgiving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 32 minutes ago, Llstml said: I wish for a good thanksgiving. Granted, in exchange for a bad Christmas I wish to experience childhood again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the Dark Lands Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Honorless said: I wish to experience childhood again Granted, you are eternally a weird, miserable eight-year old that will get bullied by stupid, #$%&$ing Dan from 3rd year forever. I wish Brandon Sanderson was my best friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, King_of_the_Dark_Lands said: Granted, you are eternally a weird, miserable eight-year old that will get bullied by stupid, #$%&$ing Dan from 3rd year forever. I wish Brandon Sanderson was my best friend. Granted, you are transported into an alternate world where you become high school best friends with Brandon. He joins the military. Dies. Never writes the Cosmere. I wish for clairvoyance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 Granted, but your mind must house a demon for this to occur. Specifically, a corrupted Truthspren. I wish for some more Thanksgiving food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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