The Awakened Salad they/them Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: I meant cats! I thought so, but it was too good of an opportunity to let it pass . 12 minutes ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: I wish that cats would rule the world openly. Granted. The Nightwatcher almost doesn’t want to give you a bane, because cats are just that amazing. However, she must — it’s part of the rules, after all. Your bane is that you have to eat cat food for the rest of your life. I wish that potatoes randomly started growing on people’s houses, but without damaging anything. Edited November 22, 2019 by The Awakened Salad Forgot to add a wish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Begins to eat sushi. 3 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said: I wish that potatoes randomly started growing on people’s houses, but without damaging anything. Granted, but they do damage any house you stay in, causing them to immediately collapse. I wish that my homework would do itself perfectly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: I wish that my homework would do itself perfectly. Granted, but in order to activate this power, you must be doing a headstand while spelling out “homework” in Morse code using your feet. If you do it incorrectly your powers will not work for that day. I wish for a pet owl that loves me and is loyal to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Just now, The Awakened Salad said: I wish for a pet owl that loves me and is loyal to me. Granted, it loves the taste of you and loyally eats only you. I wish to be an admin of the seventeenth shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 10 minutes ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: I wish to be an admin of the seventeenth shard Granted, but the 17th Shard is not happy and kicks you out of their worldhopping group. I wish for knowledge of the Cosmere and confirmation of my theories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Knight of Iron said: I wish for knowledge of the Cosmere and confirmation of my theories. RAFO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 @Ookla the Wine Shelf Wish...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 I expected someone else to actually take that, but okay. I wish to be able to go to the twilight release party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 On 11/22/2019 at 7:34 PM, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: I expected someone else to actually take that, but okay. I wish to be able to go to the twilight release party. I think that's supposed to say Starsight, but I'll go with this. The Nightwatcher slaps you and turns away, disappearing back into the forest in disgust. I wish for my biology essay to be done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 Granted, but it’s a really poor essay, and you get a bad grade. I wish for Pokémon Sword. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, Handerfle said: Quote I wish to be able to go to the twilight release party. I think that's supposed to say Starsight, but I'll go with this. The Nightwatcher slaps you and turns away, disappearing back into the forest in disgust. 10/10 5 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but it’s a really poor essay, and you get a bad grade. I wish for Pokémon Sword. Granted, you are now the proud owner of a cheap pink plastic sword with polka dots with a misspelled 'Pokeymon' and a 'made in China' label. I wish for a knight in shining armour Edited November 24, 2019 by Honorless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 35 minutes ago, Honorless said: I wish for a knight in shining armour Granted, but the armor shines so brightly you’re blind now. I wish for the Death Star. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: I wish for the Death Star. You are granted a miniature Lego version of the Death Star. I wish for a teleportation machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 Oi, do I need to duel you lot again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 8 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said: You are granted a miniature Lego version of the Death Star. I wish for a teleportation machine. Granted, you can only teleport places you can see. Your bane is that you’re blind. 5 hours ago, AonEne said: Oi, do I need to duel you lot again? Yes, I wish to duel Ene! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 6 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Yes, I wish to duel Ene! Granted. Your bane is you are now in love with the next person you duel. I wish to own Ark Extinction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon Tia she/her Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 43 minutes ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: I wish to own Ark Extinction. Granted proud owner though you are, play it you shall not! For whenever and however you shall try, it shall crash.. fellow players avoid thee as a plague upon the world within.. proud owner though you shall remain I wish for nicrosil compounding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, The traveller said: I wish for nicrosil compounding Granted, but it turns out that it does nothing except let you have massive levels of nicrosil burning, or massive levels of nicrosil feruchemy, and doesn't let you become a fullborn. I wish to be a fifth-oath windrunner with access to a steady stream of stormlight, that I can control, giving me infinite stormlight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: Granted. Your bane is you are now in love with the next person you duel. I wish to own Ark Extinction. True, go duel someone else in the Superfight and duel me later but if you duel my Po I will hurt you. I didn’t know that was a game, and at first I thought you meant you wanted to make Ark extinct 2 hours ago, Llstml said: I wish to be a fifth-oath windrunner with access to a steady stream of stormlight, that I can control, giving me infinite stormlight. Granted, you are now constantly encased in a storm that you cannot escape. The sun filters through easily. You can’t touch the ground, and can instead only run helplessly, tossed by the wind. The Nightwatcher winks at you and reminds you to use capitalization properly. I wish I could play whatever music I wanted in my head, that my taste in music would not change, and that I could turn it off and on or alter the volume at will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 1 hour ago, AonEne said: I wish I could play whatever music I wanted in my head, that my taste in music would not change, and that I could turn it off and on or alter the volume at will. Granted, but your brain loses the ability to mentally “hear” music, so your brain does not process any of the music you play in your head. I wish I could play whatever music I wanted in my head, that my taste in music would not change, and that I could turn it off and on or alter the volume at will, with my brain retaining the ability to process music and to hear it and to understand it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 2 hours ago, AonEne said: Granted, you are now constantly encased in a storm that you cannot escape. The sun filters through easily. You can’t touch the ground, and can instead only run helplessly, tossed by the wind. The Nightwatcher winks at you and reminds you to use capitalization properly. What is the meaning of fifth oath then. 51 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said: I wish I could play whatever music I wanted in my head, that my taste in music would not change, and that I could turn it off and on or alter the volume at will, with my brain retaining the ability to process music and to hear it and to understand it. Granted, you can play whatever music you wanted in your head, as in you can play whatever song you wanted to have a record of surgically implanted into your skull in place of a brain. I wish to be an apprentice to Hoid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, Llstml said: What is the meaning of fifth oath then. Come again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 1 minute ago, AonEne said: Come again? Fifth oath windrunner, what does the fifth oath mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Just now, Llstml said: Fifth oath windrunner, what does the fifth oath mean? Brandon hasn’t told us...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Just now, AonEne said: Brandon hasn’t told us...? No, you granted my wish to be a fifth oath windrunner by making me be encased in a storm, so what does the Fifth oath part mean if I'm not a Knight Radiant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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