RawToast225 he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Granted, but you now get songs stuck between your toes and you can't control them. I wish to hold the powers of Odium and Honor together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Gleeman he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Granted, but they both become shattered. I wish to memorize the entire pokedex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pestis the Spider she/her Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Granted, but you're head becomes so full of pokemons that you are unable to memorize even single other thing. I wish to be able to speak each of the existing languages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Songs stuck between my toes? What does that even mean?! Granted, but every time you attempt to speak something other than your native language, you begin dancing uncontrollably. I wish for internet connection wherever I go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Granted. You become a disembodied artificial intelligence uploaded to the Internet. I wish that all the cats of the world liked me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Songs stuck between my toes? What does that even mean?! It means exactly what it says. Just think about having a cohesive form of a song between your toes. Granted, but they are all koloss and they kill your other life. I wish that I had a time machine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Granted. It moves only into the future at the rate of one second per second. It has some pretty cool flashing lights on it, though. I wish for the ability to enter works of fiction, and control the worlds therein. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Granted. It moves only into the future at the rate of one second per second. It has some pretty cool flashing lights on it, though. I wish for the ability to enter works of fiction, and control the worlds therein. So, what's the bane? You only live in those worlds and can never get back to the real world. I wish for a nice hammer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 So, what's the bane? Hmm. Good point. Next time someone wishes for a time machine I'll be sure to throw in some Morlocks. I wish I had the time to read the Mistborn RPG book. Granted. You are captured by time-travelling Morlocks, who imprison you in a stone cell with nothing but an ancient and yellowed copy of the Mistborn RPG book to keep you company. You have three days until your ritualized execution, so you'd best start reading. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 (edited) It means exactly what it says. Just think about having a cohesive form of a song between your toes. I'm thinking something like sheet music then. Edited January 4, 2015 by Redbird3000 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Yeah, sure. That works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 What's your wish? Whoops. I, uh... I wish for a serving of chouta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Granted, but everyone can see your username above your head, no matter what. I wish for the Lantern containing Jafar the Genie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Granted you are summoned by Ben. (Upvotes to anyone who gets the Reference) I Wish Everywhere was Saudi Arabia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Granted you are summoned by Ben. (Upvotes to anyone who gets the Reference) I Wish Everywhere was Saudi Arabia. Summon Bigger Fish? Darths and Droids? Granted. All the universe except Saudi Arabia ends in a fiery cataclysm. I hope for your sake that you were in Saudi Arabia when you made your wish. I wish for an orange soda. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Correct Upvote for you! Granted. It's a root beer that's been dyed Orange. I wish for the Ability to speak Eldritch Languages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Granted. It is taken from your reputation points, casting you into the far negatives. I'm sorry it had to be this way. I wish for a letter. Preferably an "o" costing just a nickel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Granted? You also grow bananas for ears. I wish I was not a Mistborn worm, and am a person again. With or without the Mistborn powers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanderfan she/her Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Granted, and you get to stay a Mistborn too. You just get really bad hiccups every time you use your powers. And I mean really bad. I wish I could pass all of my classes without having to do homework. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Granted. Instead you take a test once a week. It could be a really small test, or a big test. I wish to not get hiccups when I use my powers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. Everyone else falls asleep forever. I wish to cure everyone of their hiccups so that they don't kill me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taveren he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 granted but now you have the hiccups of everyone else combined i wish to be able to jump forward in time to read/ watch everything i like without haveing to wait for it similar to how hoid jumps around to time/places he needs to be with out ageing as much as he should have next stop star wars 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taveren he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 woo no loved ones i win 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaeMofo Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. Your loved ones gain the age instead, shriveling them before their time and leaving you alone, with nothing but your treasured entertainment items. I wish I could read twice as fast. Granted. You have lost the ability to understand whatever you read. I wish for there to be only gender neutral bathrooms in the world 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taveren he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 granted everyone is now a hermaphrodite i wish that life was more like a rpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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