AceBassMan Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 19 hours ago, Sequence said: Granted. Your favorite (and only) doctor legally changes their name to Pepper and skips the country. I wish for rats. Granted, somehow everyone knows the details of your secret plans. I wish I was more active. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Granted, you are more active in increasing your amount of sleep every day I wish for straight As for the rest of my education 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Granted, but you never have time to read again and all you do is study. I wish to have the power to manipulate the weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Granted, but you never have time to read again and all you do is study. I wish to have the power to manipulate the weather. Granted, but you become aware of how upset the weather is when it feels like it's being manipulated. I wish I always knew the truth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Granted, but you can only tell it to make it sound bad. I wish to be able to grow plants at will 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Granted, they don't grow where you want them to. I wish to have a Taynix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted. It is a vampire taynix. It drains the blood from your body and turns you into one of them. (Although that would actually be kinda cool, imo.) I wish that my sister never gets a dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted. She gets four dogs. I wish for a lime-green top hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 (edited) 14 hours ago, Sequence said: Granted. She gets four dogs. I wish for a lime-green top hat. Granted, but everything else you own is now flannel I wish Odium would take a chill pill Edited February 24, 2022 by AceBassMan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith he/him Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted. The chill pill makes him less reckless, not less evil, so it actually increases the amount of harm he inflicts on the world. I wish to play chess as well as stockfish itself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted you lose your social life and everyone who loves you now hates you. I wish to become a better writer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith he/him Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted, your boon is that you become very gifted as a writer. Your bane is that you lose all your business and budgeting sense, and you are never able to publish a book again. I wish to become fireproof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted you are fire proof but you get shot in the back. I wish for a stick nothing more nothing less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 You receive a stick, but looking at it causes you to throw up. I wish for a puppy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted the puppy is killed the next day as you are walking it across the street. I wish for a donut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted. It's Krispy Creme St. Patrick's Day flavor. I wish for my " / " key to stop being touch sensitive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted all the other ones are touch sensitive. I wish for the universe to bend to my will eternally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted, but it swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp. Also, every 10 seconds it stabs your balls. I wish I was the Nightwatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted, the universe implodes. I wish for POWER. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted, you have the power to control yourself using only your brain I wish for tickets to see Dear Evan Hansen with all original cast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted you die before you can go and watch it. I wish for a wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 (edited) Granted! You die of Typhoid. I wish for a blue raspberry. Edited February 24, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted you get a sucker. I wish for TLT to exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted, but you no longer have Narration powers. I wish to have an IRL Nahel bond with a Cryptic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Granted your parents and siblings die of cancer. I wish for increased mental capacity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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