AceBassMan Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 16 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted your parents and siblings die of cancer. I wish for increased mental capacity. Granted, but you bark like a seal every third syllable when you speak. I wish to never get bored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 18 minutes ago, AceBassMan said: Granted, but you bark like a seal every third syllable when you speak. I wish to never get bored. granted you become a writer I wish to get off the shard for two hours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 (edited) Granted. Your Shard account and your device's IP address are permanently banned. I wish for a ceramic bowl with floral engravings. Edited February 25, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Granted, it's broken I wish for a time traveling machine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Granted it is broken and is in pieces. I wish to be Adonalsium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 (edited) Granted. You get shattered by a bunch of your friends who take your power for themselves in the form of 16 shards. I wish for a bead of pewter. Edited February 25, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Granted, you are not an allomancer. I wish to have no bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Granted. I wish for a single grain of rice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Granted, it is old and moldy and tastes like rust. I wish for ETERNAL POPULARITY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 59 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted, it is old and moldy and tastes like rust. I wish for ETERNAL POPULARITY. Granted, but you can't stop doing the Mary Katherine Gallagher thing from Superstar where she smells her own pits. I wish Ym was still alive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Just now, AceBassMan said: Granted, but you can't stop doing the Mary Katherine Gallagher thing from Superstar where she smells her own pits. I wish Ym was still alive Granted you get Shalash. I wish Ahu was Taln. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted you get Shalash. I wish Ahu was Taln. Do I get Shallash AND Ym? Net gain! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 1 minute ago, AceBassMan said: Do I get Shallash AND Ym? Net gain! no you only get Shallash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 20 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted you get Shalash. I wish Ahu was Taln. Fine, she's cool too. And LMAO, granted, but Jezrien was in Taln's place on Braize and broke after a few hundred years, now we're all Parshendi, and there's a strange, tall, tan, muscled, scarred, drunk human that hangs around the Parshendi capitol in Kholinar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 1 minute ago, AceBassMan said: Fine, she's cool too. And LMAO, granted, but Jezrien was in Taln's place on Braize and broke after a few hundred years, now we're all Parshendi, and there's a strange, tall, tan, muscled, scarred, drunk human that hangs around the Parshendi capitol in Kholinar. except the Ahu was Taln all along and the herald that was in Braize was chanarach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: except the Ahu was Taln all along and the herald that was in Braize was chanarach. ...how dare you! Edited February 25, 2022 by AceBassMan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Just now, AceBassMan said: ...how dare you! haha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: haha. I wish that hadn't happened 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Just now, AceBassMan said: I wish that hadn't happened mkay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 38 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: mkay. bane? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, AceBassMan said: bane? you get rickrolled. I wish for a door that leads to Sel. an Aon Door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 Granted, but it's too small to fit through I wish for energy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 Granted. You get it in the form of seven separate lightning bolts zapped through your body. Your bane is that this does not give you supernatural powers. I wish I wasn't so nearsighted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Granted. Your eyes take a trip to Canada. I wish that I had cyan eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Granted. This isn't Roshar and so they don't give you any perk. I wish to be a Returned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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