Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Granted. You are the supreme power in the universe for exactly one millisecond, then you die. I wish it wasn't so disgustingly hot where I live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Granted you live in Antartica. I wish for my dinner to be done soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 granted, it will be burnt and taste terrible. Spoilers the new Sanderson announcement Spoiler I wish it to be 2023 already so we can have the subscription box now!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Spoiler The books that will come out this year will never come out because time skipped to 2023 your bane is that you smell very bad I wish my hair can grow very fast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 7 hours ago, The One Ring said: Hide contents The books that will come out this year will never come out because time skipped to 2023 your bane is that you smell very bad I wish my hair can grow very fast Granted, you have an extremely fast aging disorder and die within the week i wish for an Aviar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted, it shows you all the ways your loved ones will leave. I wish to be good at music making. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted you lose all your loved ones. I wish to be an unbound bond smith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted, Odium makes you his servant. (rip) I wish to be able to make good art. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted you lose all previous boons and all the banes on the shard become yours. I wish for all of Doomslug's Pokemon cards to be mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Denied. No I wish for Thaidakar to stop asking for my belongings, the cremling. /j 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted, Thaidakar starts wishing for your belongs to turn into cremlings I w-wish for Doomslug to be oblivious to my next couple wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Denied. Narrator powers, mate. I wish for the last few wishes to be erased from memory, and for this thread to go back to normal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted you lose all narrator privileges and Thaidakar throws eggs at your house. your bane is that all of your belongings are now my little ponies. I wish for world peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 (wtf) Granted, but everyone hates you. I wish for hot dog from costco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 LOL Granted but it tastes like dung (as usual) I wish to own and have read every Brandon Sanderson book past present and future!!! also the ability to remember it all and able to tell everyone about them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 (tf you mean- COSTCO HOT DOGS ARE AMAZING) Granted, but you only remember everything for a month, and after that you have to buy them and read them again. I wish for costco Pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted, your bane is it's Costco pizza. (what? ok fine they are ok but they aren't AMAZING.) I wish for a spicy deluxe chicken sandwich from chick-fil-a. (now this is something AMAZING, way better than any Costco hotdog.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 (edited) (They literally are amazing, they're a whole foot long, and they taste like heaven. Pizza is dope too) (I will admit, it is better than costco, but they're pretty close) Granted, they forgot the lettuce. I wish for a refreshing melon flavored power-ade. Edited March 4, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted, you get Gator-age instead as they are pretty much the same thing. I wish for unlimited money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted, everything costs nothing, so your money is useless. I wish for bob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 (edited) Granted your hair now looks exactly like an old wrinkly man named bob. I wish for a time loop. Edited March 4, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted. You are stuck on June 6th, 1944, to June 10th in Normandy, France. I wish for a parrot named Jones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted it always poops on your head, even if you lock it in a cage it will teleport. I wish for pigeons to never poop on me, my belongings or my relations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted. They poop on your best friends. I wish for the letter Q. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted you cannot type any other letter. I wish for a hamburger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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